shelley hancock 

a chemistry teacher who beats kids for getting answers wrong

i have shelley hancock for science

careful she might rip ur cock off

shelley hancock by andrew_tate September 21, 2023

Shelley Idaho 

If you like hillbilly Mormons, this is your town!
Filled to the brim with judgement and the smell of cow crap with hints of teen pregnancy and home grown weed. Where you can find a potato as the high school mascot and the secretaries at the school are all sleeping with the coaches. The local average age is 72.

Visitors welcome just make sure you’re willing to change everything about yourself to fit in. If you ain’t Mormon- you will be or else.

Shelley Idaho is the last place you should visit ever!

Shelley Idaho by Disgruntled & Trapped November 21, 2024

Alex Shelley

Independent pro wrestler who uses what he has named the British Lucharesu style: a combination of British technical-chain wrestling, Lucha Libre, and Puroresu (Japanese wrestling). An extremely skilled technician, Alex is currently (2007) working solely for NWA-TNA in America. He has wrestled around the world, most notably in ROH in America and Zero-One in Japan.

Alex Shelley is also in a tag team with Chris Sabin.

Alex Shelley by R.J. R. June 1, 2007

P.B.R. Shelley 

n. 1. Someone who waxes poetic primarily when drunk on cheap beer. 2. Someone who imagines himself as such, but is only annoying the shit out of all his friends.

Lucy: "David, I don't know why you have to drink so much Jagermeister and then talk fucking nonsense."

David: "I have to Goddammit, I'm a poet!"

Rob: "Yes. A regular P.B.R. Shelley."

P.B.R. Shelley by I have to goddammit I'm a poet December 15, 2008

Mary Shelley 

Having sex on the grave plot of a departed loved one, similarly to how Mary Shelley fucked her husband on her mother's grave

Guy 1: Hey me and my girl just Mary Shelley'd, It was kinda gross but oddly arousing
Guy 2: Wow, thats dark

Mary Shelley by Ryan_G17 January 15, 2021

George Shelley 

George Shelley is 1/4 of the XFactor 2012 Band "Union J", he auditioned for the Competition as a Solo artist but was put into "Union J" then "Triple J" just before the Judges Houses where their Mentor Louis took them to Las Vegas they have since been competiting in the competition and still are, George grew up near Bristol and was bullied at school for his weight, he moved schools alot and enjoyed playing his guitar, he is well know as looking like One Direction's Harry Styles and many people know him through his relationship with another contestant "Ella Henderson" which they both denied stating they are only friends. He's known for his good looks and charms and boy is he hot

(Watching YouTube)
?: With the taste of your lips im on a roydeee
Girl 1: OMFG is that George Shelley from Union J?
Girl 2: Yeah
Girl 3: OMFG he's so hot.

George Shelley by PlanetUnionJ November 27, 2012

dirty shelley 

When a narcissistic clown thinks his old school manipulations and gaslighting works to keep you in check but instead your girl got her FWBs on speed dial and dials 'em up like she's spinning a bonus round on Wheel of Fortune... She's pulling a dirty Shelley.

"Damn girl... That dude ain't even know he got dirty Shelley-ed by his bitch all last week!"

dirty shelley by Hot footed Zoe June 8, 2020