shelf booty

A butt so fat that it seems like a drink could rest on top of it while the person is standing. Can be a compliment or used derogatorily. Not a term that is thrown around for just anyone, only a select few actually have shelf booties. Can also be used as a proper name when referring to a specific person with a shelf booty.

1) "Mmm that girl got a shelf booty, doe, and I'm tryna holler."

2) "Damn now THAT'S a shelf booty. That ass is tooo fat!"

3) "I'm not doing anything tonight, I might just see what shelf booty is up to."

shelf booty by bstouttt April 20, 2009

shelf the bitch 

to put all your complaints and bitching aside and just enjoy one another.

Jackie just would not stop bitching, so i told her to SHELF IT.

Jodi,I know its horrible about whats going on, but do me a favor, and SHELF THE BITCH.

shelf the bitch by jodia October 13, 2006

shelf scorcher 

A revealing piece of clothing such as a bikini or a little black dress that metaphorically burns up the shelf its put on.

That hot black number you’re designing is bound to be a shelf scorcher.

shelf scorcher by the great wordsmith May 2, 2011

Shelf It 

A way of taking ecstasy.


http://youtube.com/watch?v=fYMloZpfelc

Alex: "how should i take this pill?"
Trent: "just shelf it"

Process:
1. pull pants down.
2. bend over.
3. place pill on the tip of your finger.
4. insert into your rectum.
5. wait for the effects to take hold.




** this method has a stronger feeling than swallowing the pill.

** the is also an increased risk of over dosing by "shelfing" a pill.

Shelf It by Wodon! August 6, 2008

shelf-ass 

Where the back and butt of a person seem to intersect at a 90 degree angle forming a shelf. For which one can rest an arm, cup, or book, like a bookshelf.

DAMN! Check out that shelf-ass on that ho, I could rest a cup on it!

shelf-ass by brandy kim May 9, 2011

Shelf Rack

n. What happens when large, real titties are forced upwards by excessive amounts of structural support to produce a shelf-like cleavage useful for storing cellphones and dollar bills, and for holding food.

If I had shelf rack right now, I could totally keep a tv dinner there.

Shelf Rack by Sterlinghetti May 31, 2011

Shelf Gay 

A gay guy who looks similar/ has a similar height/ build/ personality/ category to another gay guy.

If these two gays were food products in a supermarket, they would be found in the same aisle and, depending on how similar they are, the same shelf, due to being virtually the same product.

These gay people will typically have the same guys go for each them, and will often compete for the same guys in return, which typically creates an unspoken rivalry between the two of them.

ANOTHER one of my exes has been going out with that James guy again. That James is SUCH a shelf gay omgggg sksksksks

Shelf Gay by MsnFrancis October 25, 2019