A butt so fat that it seems like a drink could rest on top of it while the person is standing. Can be a compliment or used derogatorily. Not a term that is thrown around for just anyone, only a select few actually have shelf booties. Can also be used as a proper name when referring to a specific person with a shelf booty.
1) "Mmm that girl got a shelf booty, doe, and I'm tryna holler."
2) "Damn now THAT'S a shelf booty. That ass is tooo fat!"
3) "I'm not doing anything tonight, I might just see what shelf booty is up to."
2) "Damn now THAT'S a shelf booty. That ass is tooo fat!"
3) "I'm not doing anything tonight, I might just see what shelf booty is up to."
by bstouttt April 20, 2009
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Jodi,I know its horrible about whats going on, but do me a favor, and SHELF THE BITCH.
Jodi,I know its horrible about whats going on, but do me a favor, and SHELF THE BITCH.
by jodia October 13, 2006
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A revealing piece of clothing such as a bikini or a little black dress that metaphorically burns up the shelf its put on.
by the great wordsmith May 2, 2011
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Trent: "just shelf it"
Process:
1. pull pants down.
2. bend over.
3. place pill on the tip of your finger.
4. insert into your rectum.
5. wait for the effects to take hold.
** this method has a stronger feeling than swallowing the pill.
** the is also an increased risk of over dosing by "shelfing" a pill.
Trent: "just shelf it"
Process:
1. pull pants down.
2. bend over.
3. place pill on the tip of your finger.
4. insert into your rectum.
5. wait for the effects to take hold.
** this method has a stronger feeling than swallowing the pill.
** the is also an increased risk of over dosing by "shelfing" a pill.
by Wodon! August 6, 2008
Get the Shelf It mug.Where the back and butt of a person seem to intersect at a 90 degree angle forming a shelf. For which one can rest an arm, cup, or book, like a bookshelf.
by brandy kim May 9, 2011
Get the shelf-ass mug.n. What happens when large, real titties are forced upwards by excessive amounts of structural support to produce a shelf-like cleavage useful for storing cellphones and dollar bills, and for holding food.
by Sterlinghetti May 31, 2011
Get the Shelf Rack mug.A gay guy who looks similar/ has a similar height/ build/ personality/ category to another gay guy.
If these two gays were food products in a supermarket, they would be found in the same aisle and, depending on how similar they are, the same shelf, due to being virtually the same product.
These gay people will typically have the same guys go for each them, and will often compete for the same guys in return, which typically creates an unspoken rivalry between the two of them.
If these two gays were food products in a supermarket, they would be found in the same aisle and, depending on how similar they are, the same shelf, due to being virtually the same product.
These gay people will typically have the same guys go for each them, and will often compete for the same guys in return, which typically creates an unspoken rivalry between the two of them.
ANOTHER one of my exes has been going out with that James guy again. That James is SUCH a shelf gay omgggg sksksksks
by MsnFrancis October 25, 2019
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