Shaftoed

(Adj, verb)
To drink in such volumes as to be an absolute bloody mess.

We had been on the goon for a while and were absolutely shaftoed.

by Goonlover98 January 3, 2019

Steady Poop Shaft

This happens when you’re in the midst of pulling out in doggy style, and she lays a steamer that balances on your shaft.
Synonym: Relished my frankfurter

Josh:”Yo Jamie I can’t believe we had a steady poop shaft going last night”
Jamie:”Ya Josh I just couldn’t hold it any longer”
Josh:”That stink had me rolling”
Jamie:”Me too”

by anonymous December 9, 2020

Shawty

An idiotic term used by ass-hats to describe an attractive young female.

Yo shawty u wanna kick it at da club wit me?

by Akbar-Man August 1, 2010

shawty thick

Referring to a girl being thick. ( having curves , booty , thighs ect.)

"damnnn , shawty thick! I would tap that "

by pinkbooty January 23, 2016

sack or shaft

hugely entertaining game played in drinking establishments. competitors take it in turns to display a small area of their genitalia through their trouser flies. the watching crowd then have to make their choice as to whether it is penis or testicle that has been exposed.

Boredom began to creep in, so a game of sack or shaft was initiated and quickly cheered everybody up.

by brown nose May 16, 2006

shawty bae

sexiest bitch alive. someone who calls you a "shawty bae" is literally ready to rail you. best compliment to ever receive.

person A: "hey shawty bae!"
person B: "omg, take your pants off" *ties hair up*

by your mom marina b January 13, 2021

Stroke the shaft, cup the balls

Actor Sylvester Stalone's instructions to a young female production assistant.

Common phrase used casually (by crew mostly) in the Vancouver film community. Derived from the true story of once during the filming of a Sylvester Stalone movie in Vancouver, Stalone went to his trailer for a break during production. He invited a young inexperienced female production assistant, and subsequently forgot to turn off his hidden microphone. (hidden microphones are attached to an actors body and use a battery pack to transmit recorded audio. They are used to record actor dialogue in scenes where boom mics are inappropriate ie, high motion scenes)

Realizing Stalone forgot to turn his microphone off, a sound engineer for the movie broadcasted the live feed from the mic over a set of speakers outside the trailer for the entire production crew to hear. As the legend goes, the first audible words to come from the speakers were "oh yea, stroke the shaft cup the balls". True story.

"Stroke the shaft, cup the balls" - Sylvester Stalone

by Kris Perry April 2, 2007