Shaving a painted Jesus

An action that is pointless

A: Why are you studying? You know you are going to fail that test.
B: But I have to make an A.
A: You're just shaving a painted Jesus, man.

by Nicole11 January 7, 2009

Slatering the upper deck

This technique is for the most skilled of slaterer's. One must be nimble and quick in order to accomplish this feat. It involves combining the classics "slatering" and the "upper decker." You sit on the top of the toilet in the AC slater position (from saved by the bell) and take a hot steamy dump in the upper deck.

Jorge: Hey man, what's wrong. Why is your face all bruised on your left side?

Carlos: Shit man, I was slatering the upper deck on your can and I fell off.

Jorge: What the hell does that mean man. What's that brown shit on your shirt and pants.

Carlos: Shit.

Jorge: You are f'd man. Why do I hang out with you.

by Teratoma69 June 14, 2011

Shaving the Beard

When a heterosexual woman divorces her gay husband.

After 30 years of unknowingly acting as Bruce's beard, Cindy finally divorced him after he got caught red-handed at the gay bar.

Bruce: I'm sorry I didn't tell you that I was gay when we got married. Will you stay married to me and pretend that we have sex?

Cindy: I think it's time you came out of the closet - I'm shaving the beard!

by Steve Fraser September 21, 2011

slatering

Taking a shit while sitting backwards on the toilet, similar to how A.C. Slater from "Saved by the Bell" sits in chairs.

Yo that was a dope Saved by the Bell party last night, my favorite part was slatering the toilet.

by Francisco Greggs October 8, 2014

sharing a blanket

a term which refers to one person eating out the other

Joseph was sharing a blanket with julia

by 🖕🏻😊🖕🏻 June 28, 2016

shoevering

The process of emergency cleaning of the floor by scraping your shoe along the skirting board to collect piles of dog hair and crumbs, without having to get the hoover out.

Just do a bit of shoevering round the kitchen floor please, there's loads of dog hair.

by authorph September 17, 2018

Shaving

Dr. Strange's sport, hobby, passion, center of his life, Bane of his existence

I wish Dr Strange would stop shaving
HA! as if that will ever happen

by spideygirl1989 December 28, 2022