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Shimmy Shamed

1) To beaten half to death
2) To be pistol whipped
3) To be clubbed over the head with not a foreign object but a familiar one like a bat ot 2x4 (two by four)
4) To be tricked, scammed or hustled
1) I made a wrong turn in Washington Heights and was Shimmy Shamed.
2) I was out cold when vinny shimmy shamed me with that .45.
3) Man, my head hurts after being shimmy shamed with a boulder, brick, golf club or "insert very familiar object here".

4) I took my family to times square where this guy and his associates Shimmy Shame me at 3 card monty and I lost all my money and marbles.
by shimmy, sham, shimmy sham September 24, 2009
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Cock Shaped Mouth

Any individual, generally female, whose mouth is shaped and designed primairly for the insertion of male genitals. The shape, size, and controlled contortions of said aperture can all lend themselves to its defining as a 'cock shaped mouth'.
"She's got a stupid cock shaped mouth on her...... I could see how it would be appealing when drunk"

"That cum dumpster has a serious cock shaped mouth"
by Twanker94 May 18, 2012
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pear shaped body

A body type typically meaning that your bust (boobies) are smaller than your hips, thighs, and bottom. One of the more common body types and most attractive.
Damn look at Sara walk! Shaking that pear shaped body! What i would do to hit it!
by The_Smartest4560 May 28, 2017
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Cum Shamed

Feeling embarrassed after being turned down to swallow a cum load.
Last night, I invited Teddy over for a blow and go. When he got to my place, fucking dude cum shamed me saying he didn’t want to feed me his load.
by CTJRE January 6, 2020
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shit mate i just sharted

when your with your friend and you think you need to fart so you do and then you realise it wasn’t a fart and that you in fact have just shit all over yourself and your friend
friend: you alright mate?
you: yea man just need to fart *sharts*
you: ‘oh shit mate i just sharted’ :/
by ohshitm8ijistshartedddd November 18, 2019
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shaved poon

1. a poon which is shaved
2. a vagina which is bald
3. a girl who has been around the block

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The poon is shaved for a few reasons. One the girl does not like hair and shaved her vagina along with other typical shaved areas. Two the female's partner does not like hair. Or the female would like to be eaten out by another female or a male and it is often considered disrespectful not to shave a pussy for an eat out
Mary: I ate some of the best shaved poon last night.
Jen: Really? You'll have to invite me next time
by Poonspert May 12, 2004
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Mister-Oscar-Shaped

An adjective to describe something shaped like or in the form of Mr. Oscar. (World Famous Spanish Sub, Killer of gods, Chef, and body builder.)
Wow, look at that wall! The hole is Mister-Oscar-Shaped!
by SmashYourMouth October 22, 2018
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