shamanista

A middle aged white woman who culturally appropriates the teachings of South American healers and cosplays as a shaman. Her larping includes putting on “workshops” for other ninnies who give her money to listen to her new age nonsense and buy/read her nonsensical books full of grammatical errors and typos. She pretends to be about healing but is really about something much darker and more selfish. She craves attention and veneration from wing nuts and happily takes whatever resources she can get from them. Beware the shamanista.

“I took her workshop on energy and boundaries. It was a waste of money, she’s just a shamanista”.

by GriethDay September 29, 2023

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Shplandit

An overweight, deaf elderly cat with dementia who is loved more than anything in the world.

"I cant believe your cat is 17 years old!" "Yes, Bandit is a shplandit."

by 1Sexyfreakymama March 22, 2024

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Shavandi

Shavandi is the last name of a boy who will break your heart but also make you fall so deeply in love with him. You will care for him so deeply no matter how badly he disrespects you or betrays you. You will always feel a piece of him in your soul. You’ll start off as friends, to best friends, to your lover, to someone you think you can’t live with out, and straight back to strangers, like you never ever knew his name. 💔💔💔💔no matter how good you treated him as a woman he will still do you wrong and leave you heart broken.💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔If his first name is Daniel tell him to go back to his wife, his first love 💔💔😓😓😓🩷❤️❤️

Girl 1: Who’s that?
Boy 1: The guy who builds planes son.
Girl 1: Mr. Shavandi’s Son?
Boy 1: Yeah
Girl 1: oh…
Boy 1: wait wut why?
….

by Danys Lover January 22, 2025

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