Grandma was the victim of a senior shitizen last night, and her assailant wiped with her half finished NY times crossword puzzle.
by Miriam Miuira October 25, 2009
Get the Senior Shitizen mug.1. A shocking sex act involving santorum, usually one that lasts a long time or has multiple components.
2. Specific sex acts meeting these conditions are sometimes referred to as a santorum rally.
3. To santorumize, esp. for an extended period of time.
2. Specific sex acts meeting these conditions are sometimes referred to as a santorum rally.
3. To santorumize, esp. for an extended period of time.
"I went all the way with him," he said. I shuddered and looked down; I couldn't believe my ears. "I mean, when I say 'all the way,' I mean all-- the-- way," he continued, being sure to carefully annunciate each word, as though I wouldn't know what he was talking about if I missed the "the". I just couldn't bear the thought of the two of them together. Paul, my Paul. It just wasn't right. "Yeah, it was a real santorum rally last night."
"I GET IT!" I snapped, and even Simon seemed surprised at my reaction.
"I GET IT!" I snapped, and even Simon seemed surprised at my reaction.
by rodisgod September 2, 2012
Get the Santorum Rally mug.A game created by a student from Salem high school in Virginia Beach, Virginia.
The game consists of a group of high school seniors ONLY, who are all assigned targets anonymously. The point of the game is for an assassin to eliminate their target with a small water gun before each round ends, which is 7 days. They MUST submit a video of the elimination to the senior assassin instagram page for their targets elimination to count.
The game can be changed each round with new challenges, such as if an assassin eliminates their target in a specific amount of time, then they can informed on who their assigned assassin is for that round.
In the game if you’re wearing goggles on your face, or floaties on your arm then those are considered shields.
Assassins cannot elimainate their target while on a shift at work, in school, or on school property, OR during any school events (such as prom, or before prom).
The game consists of a group of high school seniors ONLY, who are all assigned targets anonymously. The point of the game is for an assassin to eliminate their target with a small water gun before each round ends, which is 7 days. They MUST submit a video of the elimination to the senior assassin instagram page for their targets elimination to count.
The game can be changed each round with new challenges, such as if an assassin eliminates their target in a specific amount of time, then they can informed on who their assigned assassin is for that round.
In the game if you’re wearing goggles on your face, or floaties on your arm then those are considered shields.
Assassins cannot elimainate their target while on a shift at work, in school, or on school property, OR during any school events (such as prom, or before prom).
Girl: Hey, have you signed up for senior assassin?
Boy: Yeah’! It’s so fun watching the eliminations on their Instagram!
Girl: I know!!! I’m about to go elimate my target before they have work. A
Boy: Yeah’! It’s so fun watching the eliminations on their Instagram!
Girl: I know!!! I’m about to go elimate my target before they have work. A
by Anon0143 June 11, 2018
Get the Senior Assassin mug.When an older person makes condescending comments toward a younger person in a passive aggessive way, intending to make the younger person feel inferior due to their age.
I'm tired of being senior slapped by my boss; she's always telling me how much I don't know because I wasn't "born yet."
by JK Wordsmiths December 21, 2013
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Valerie: It was ok, it's our 20th date, and I liked him way better when I barely knew him.
Janet: He had a Rick Santorum Effect on you.
Valerie: It was ok, it's our 20th date, and I liked him way better when I barely knew him.
Janet: He had a Rick Santorum Effect on you.
by Potterfan344 June 8, 2012
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2. Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA)
2. Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA)
As his happy cries subsided, the sweet sticky santorum began dribbling from his distended asshole like melted mocha frappuccino. He told me that he loved me. It was only then that I realized the man I'd sodomized in a Pittsburgh bathouse was noe other than Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA). I felt dirty.
by max December 12, 2004
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