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horse cum death sentence

self-explanatory....instead of the electric chair, or lethal vaccination, bend the criminal over and have a huge male horse shove his dick inside the person, fuck him savagely, and spray his load inside the body, which by now will have exploded from the massive size of the horse cock.
most don't know that john wilkes booth received the horse cum death sentence after killing honest abe.
by t-nerds26 January 28, 2011
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The Sentence

A common method of punishment in years past. To write The Sentence was dreaded by loud-mouthed students from public and private schools alike.

The Sentence reads as follows:

"It has been brought to my immediate attention that I have not done as I have been repeatedly requested to do: that I not talk, pester, tease, bother, be rude, or otherwise inhibit the learning opportunities of my fellow classmates; in the future, i will endeavor to comply with these requests with as much courtesy and speed as is humanly possible."

The Sentence is grammatically correct.
Student: *says something ignorant*
Teacher: "That's four of The Sentence, or it'll be 50 lashes with a wet spaghetti noodle."
by DankHillSellsCocaine October 5, 2018
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I SWEAR IF I GET ONE MORE GRAMMARLY AD I WILL ACTUALLY LOSE MY SHI-
grammarly ad dude: this sentence is grammatically correct but it's wordy and hard to read
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by [insert user here] January 22, 2022
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Quilt sentence

The origin came from the facebook and twitter generation of kids who were dumber than a sack of hammers, sometimes in their spaciness they'd make and still make quilt sentences.

A quilt sentence is a sentence which is compiled of 5-10 different sentences sewn together into a large WTF sentence; a quilt sentence lacks coherency and grammar.
Petty you and your disturbance=Quilt sentence
by JohnOrJOHN April 29, 2013
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The Tom Sentence

the easiest and simplest sentence on a page. Often used in school as the easiest sentence a teacher could ask you to read out loud in class.

Also related to The Tom Question. The easiest question a teacher could ask you.
Wow Mingguang, LaoShi just gave you The Tom Sentence to read.

I know, it had all the words from Chinese I.
by LaoShu67 February 23, 2009
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Educated Hood sentence

A Educated Hood Sentence: is when you can use a high level vocabulary word and add a slang Hood word in the same sentence or switching the slang word out for a high level vocabulary word.
Educated Hood Sentence Examples

" I need an Explanation foreal!"

" Damm that ass is Stupendous!"
" Hey fam let's get Elevated "
by Azul Rizada November 6, 2016
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Lay-Away Life Sentence

Any amount of prison time which totals more than 2/3 of an offenders life, but is not continous.
"Yea, this dirtbag has been in and out of prison since he was 13 and he's getting locked up again for 10 years now. Serving that life sentence on an installment plan like lay-away life sentence bro!"
by The People's Chump January 17, 2023
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