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Buy a diary because I'm not keeping your secrets anymore

Term meaning "GET THE FUCK OUT OF TOWN! THIS BITCH IS GONNA TELL ON YOU!" Its used usually when you and a good friend get into it. it means all the secrets you've shared she's gonna tell!
You're such a slut! Buy a diary because I'm not keeping your secrets anymore
by skylarskank June 28, 2008
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Vaginal secretion

a liquid that seeps outta the females vagina. also anal seepage.
i didnt f that chick after she pulled down her pants and i saw her vaginal secretion
by jack phillups July 23, 2009
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secrets

The word secrets means “I don't care” when said using a tone that shows a lack of regard for the matter at large.

It’s usage originates from conversations between fog.hat and Faux Pause in which the later would enquire into the finer elements of the formers mixes, or musical montages, if you will. After fog.hat said he likes to "keep his secrets" in response to Faux Pause's requests for a tracklisting, the phrase "keep your secrets" became a common reply. As a result of heavy usage in the everyday language this phrase became shortened to just the word "secrets".
A: So what are you giving me for Christmas?
B: I'm not telling.
A: Secrets...
by Ivelo Pysus January 9, 2005
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Secretion

When you fart in rapid succession while others are around, but quietly enough that nobody notices, and close enough that you’re able to get a good whiff without disturbing anyone else, while still feeling the initial subconscious anxiety of having farted.
“I can see that you’re happy to see me,” she said, eying her boyfriend across the room rocking a massive chub.
“What got you so riled up, big boy?” She seductively steps toward him, swaying her hips back and forth.
He’s nervous, and hesitates to tell her to stay back for a moment—and he realizes he has nothing to hide. She gets down on her knees, pulls his tidy whities down and starts sucking his big, fat cock. Luckily his stank ass secretion had just subsided.
by QuasiMotoRola June 18, 2019
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secretsmbb

Secretsmbb is a tiktok creator, she’s a fanpage of Millie Bobby Brown. She’s the sweetest millieon you would ever meet definitely the kindest person
Secretsmbb is the best
by Lou <3 October 30, 2021
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secrets basel

who ever came up with secrets basel is rlly hot and smart. Everyone totally wants to be their friend.
For example: Two girls came up with secrets basel because theyre hot.
by secrets basel November 22, 2021
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Secretsalvatoree

A vampire diaries tiktoker who makes awesome edits and has the best edit ideas
Secretsalvatoree makes the best edits
by anonymous February 12, 2022
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