Noob Season

The days following a holiday in which noobs receive video games that are a year (or more) old; while the non-noobs move on to a sequel, the noobs provide easy kills/XP for those who still do not have the sequel and are not noobs.

Person 1: Dude I have 5000 points in kills in Assasin's Creed Brotherhood multiplayer.

Person 2: Don't you have the sequel yet?

Person 1: No, I have no cash. But it's noob season out here. I'm almost to level 50.

by GhostofSparta010 December 31, 2011

jug season

A season that begins in October 1st to January 1st, where people can jug ( steal) anything from anyone at anytime. However you must pass it around with peers to avoid being caught. Celebrated in schools with a dense population of African Americans

Jimmy:"Shit someone took my headphones!"
Tom:"Damn, well it is jug season so it was bound to happen regardless."
Jimmy: "true true.."

by febrese clean December 8, 2015

Game of Thrones Season 8

The TV equivalent of ending a beautiful and magnificent symphony with a rendition of "All-Star" by Smash Mouth played on a Kazoo

Me: "Welp, I've just wasted the last eight years of my life."
Friend: "You watched Game of Thrones season 8?"
Me: "How did you know?"

by trev the terror June 9, 2019

weasel season

The time of year, usually in the summer, when men decide it is their time to return into your life and use various social media platforms to make their way back in and bring themselves closer to you. Could be a hometown hook up looking for yet another summer fling or an old hook up who just remembered you existed and wants another taste of you.

Jerry just snapped me for the first time in a year and its been forever since we've hooked up... this must mean weasel season is approaching.

OMG! I've gotten so many DMs from old flings. IT"S WEASEL SEASON BABY!!

by BethanyWeasel June 13, 2018

Key Seasoning

Coke that's about to be used for a key bump

Guy 1: "Yo bro my key don't smell too good"
Guy 2: "Meet me in the bathroom I got some key seasoning, finna spice that shit up"

by Izzy.Boy October 27, 2022

so last season

something that is alrealdy out of fashion

"I bought this purple dress for tonight." "Purple? Oh, come on, this color is so last season!"

by Gergana February 1, 2009

wet season

As opposed to dry season, a period of shagging, like no other.

A person having lots of sex, in a certain period of time, that is outside the norm.

by Kathryn Marnell August 17, 2004