Scumphished

Pronounced scum - fish'd

The feeling you get when you are uncomfortable and constrained, normally by clothing but could be by weather or people being too close.

I need to get out of these clothes because I'm scumphised.

When I go shopping in the winter I need to wear a coat to get there but because of the heating in the shops I soon feel scumphished.

by HappyJ February 3, 2012

scumpledunked

When you pull a girl into a bar bathroom only to realize that she has a penis

During an all day marathon of drinking and assorted debauchery Thomas was scumpledunked when he was too drunk to notice the Adam's Apple.

by Funky Trunk Midgi Monkey August 29, 2013

Scumpt

scump/scumpt/scumpting means when you destroy someones existence off the planet you played with their life. 6ix9ine uses this term but its been popularised by jose aka jojo duwang the scumpter skadinka!

Jojo scump that nigward
We out heah scumpting kasanz
Bubba scumpt those imbeciles

by Goblin walka October 8, 2018

Stumphead

A person who is both unskillful and stupid.

"Matt is such a fucking stumphead."

by Abragore January 23, 2019

scumperty

Eating seasoned sausages off skewer, while pooping in a bucket for your dog to masturbate on. Then once your done you will feed it to your goldfish named Jeff who leaves it till it dissolves and turns into algae. After that your fish lays eggs in it and you name them; Shit, Shitty, Pretty Shit & Shite.

I scumpertied
Defined: Scumperty is eating sausages off a skewer

by Sharcarnie June 22, 2019

scumptious

A load that tastes good simply because the guy is hot. Cum that is extremely tasty and delicious sucked out of a young stud.

I saw this hot young lacrosse player at the gym and totally blew him in his car. He was so scumptious I even swallowed!

by Bigviscousshotter January 2, 2020

Slumph

A group of geezers.

I watched the retirement parade safely from the balcony as another wandering slumph meandered by reeking of mentholatum, cigars and talcum powder.

by Notageezer August 20, 2020