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Scrunt hunter

A person,usually male that hangs out at crowded public places and yells things like"YEAH BUDDY!!!" And "BOOOOOO" in hopes of attracting a wild scrunt
"Yeah buddy"
"Honey what was that?"
"Don't worry dear that was just a scrunt hunter trying to catch his prey"
by Lumb3rJack3d July 7, 2013
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scruntknuckle

Noun. A man's metaphoricle (sandy) vagina, also used as a derogatory term to describe someone that is being an extreme douchebag or asshole.
Courtney: Carl made a mess at the party last night than got pissed and threw a tantrum when he was told to clean it up.

Ryan: what a scruntknuckle!

Used in a sentence: man! Carl was suffering from a severe case of scruntknuckleitis last night!
by Littlekeever March 12, 2017
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Scruntchy balls

When your pants fit loose so you use a belt to tighten them the pants fold weird where the zipper is looking very weird and stuffy for the balls
I bought these pair of jeans they weren’t my size, so I used a belt but it gave me scruntchy balls
by 29* December 4, 2018
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scrunt

a way to describe a females dirty, often used, gaping vagina
“I’m trying to get into some scrunt tonight”
“Where is all the scrunt at?”
“I just want to fuck some scrunt”
by donnyheisman May 17, 2022
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Scrutty Bezzler

Basicly meaning "scruffy bastard"
Used by small groups of people in Middlesbrough.
smithy - "Ya fuckin' scrutty bezzler, get a wash."
by fresh prince of bellend April 14, 2009
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Anal Scrutany

Used to describe the feeling when someone is taking a dump and there are people outside the door and they will not leave. Making the person taking a dump feel very uncomfortable as they are embarrassed about the people outside hearing the noise of the excrement hitting the water in the bowl.
"I swear to god man that party was crazy, people were everywhere, they were even outside the fucking door when I was taking a dump. I got a real bad case of anal scrutany."
by PseudoPseudonym April 23, 2009
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scrutty

possessing scrut like qualities; a female bearing genital diseases; anyone from liverpool; Rab C. Nesbitt
Mate you banged that scrutty crackwhore?
She was fucking scruttalicious
by weaver April 13, 2005
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