Using a crutch to scratch your legs since you are physically impaired at the moment to do the same with your hands.
by A.I.R January 16, 2010
Get the scrutching mug.A minority group. Typically a male, who lives life alternately, usually going against the stream with attitude, self care, and pronunciation of words.
Occasionally seen with anything from a small mullet to Jewish side curls, they will always be sporting some form of beard, a torn scarf (even at the slightest breeze) some skinny jeans with a slash around the knee to reveal the under skin. The purebred breed 'scruffs' are barrel chested, with what looks like a forest of black escaping through their capital V neck, or loosely buttoned flannelette. Often an array of antique necklaces are draped over the shoulders, sometimes entangling with the neck beard. Apparel is strictly earthly colours with a mix of blacks and greys.
They use leather twine to bind or repair, or even make a bracelet if they are feeling creative, which is their normal state of mind.
Sometimes known to speak with a husky voice, often taking horse tablets to help them draw out words and over emphasise vowels, even to the point on stuttering on words such as 'R-r-r-r-romp'.
Occasionally seen with anything from a small mullet to Jewish side curls, they will always be sporting some form of beard, a torn scarf (even at the slightest breeze) some skinny jeans with a slash around the knee to reveal the under skin. The purebred breed 'scruffs' are barrel chested, with what looks like a forest of black escaping through their capital V neck, or loosely buttoned flannelette. Often an array of antique necklaces are draped over the shoulders, sometimes entangling with the neck beard. Apparel is strictly earthly colours with a mix of blacks and greys.
They use leather twine to bind or repair, or even make a bracelet if they are feeling creative, which is their normal state of mind.
Sometimes known to speak with a husky voice, often taking horse tablets to help them draw out words and over emphasise vowels, even to the point on stuttering on words such as 'R-r-r-r-romp'.
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Dane: Man that guy looks like he hasn't seen civilisation for weeks...but he is so classy.
Joe: Yeah, that guys a true scruffbone, look at his hessian shirt!
Dane: Man, his hair is formidable, the ladies love him.
Dane: Man that guy looks like he hasn't seen civilisation for weeks...but he is so classy.
Joe: Yeah, that guys a true scruffbone, look at his hessian shirt!
Dane: Man, his hair is formidable, the ladies love him.
by Rugbearer January 19, 2010
Get the Scruffbone mug.Secondary to working long periods in a healthcare setting resulting in sexual deprivation and a distortion of one's standards, scrub goggles is a phenomenon in which physically unattractive males wearing scrubs start to appear beautiful.
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Get the scrub goggles mug.The word Scrupio was introduced to the Sicilians of Piazza Amerina in October of 2018 by a man known as Christopher Sant. The word Scrupio has several meanings. There really is no wrong way to use it.
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Get the scrumber mug.Traditional hairpiece worn by women to keep their hair out of their face. Common characteristics of a don't-touch-me-scrunchie are when it's worn; ridiculously tight pulled back hair, a pissed-off look on the womans face and a walk that would plow anybody over if they got in her way.
Chris- "I saw your ex walking out of the bank the other day."
John- "Oh yeah? How did she look??"
Chris- "She was wearing sunglasses, an angry look on her face and her hair was pulled back really tight in a don't-touch-me-scrunchie."
John- "Oh yeah? How did she look??"
Chris- "She was wearing sunglasses, an angry look on her face and her hair was pulled back really tight in a don't-touch-me-scrunchie."
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