Scrooples

Related to Salty, this word can be used in a comedic fashion to express excitement over someone's unfortunate, possibly painful situation.

So Eleanor fucked Jesse to get John jealous. She now unknowingly has syphilis. SCROOPLES!

by rickjames911 January 15, 2013

Scroolling

Scroolling (over sthg.) When you're on a website or someone's social media and you can't stop scrolling and drooling over every single picture. Usually because you want everything you're seeing. Commonly happens when browsing the Instagram feed of a super cool clothing brand, or a model's Facebook page full of gorgeous selfies.

"Ugh, I can't stop scroolling over this girl's Instagram. Every pic is so. damn. lit."

"You're STILL scroolling that online shop?? Seriously?! Just buy something already!"

by shburns September 18, 2016

scrootum

The plural for scrotum

An oversized scrotum

His balls were so big it looked like he had a scrootum

by Randellhobbs April 14, 2017

Scroonch

(Surreal Memes) To scroonh someone is to compress their existance sphere to the point where they A) collapse in on themselves and form a black hole or B) so they transcend dimensional or reality planes thus changing their form and nature into something different.

You are sentenced to death by scroonching.

by Aust January 15, 2018

scroobed

the classy, swaggered feeling you get after travelling by traditional transport such as ferries and steam trains.

I Paid £2 extra for a coach with a toilet on it. feeling pretty scroobed

by nooodlz November 13, 2020

Scroogle

To juggle your balls in your hand through your ballsack.

Last night my dog was watching me scroogle and it was awesome

by NiggaBallsHDMI June 18, 2021

Scrooge

Scrooge is the protagonist in ‘a christmas carol’ written by Charles dickens, who wrote the book to scare the rich (in the Victorian era) to change by using Scrooge, a relatable character for them, and by including the theme of supernatural.

Scrooge is a miserable, naturally cold person who is ungenerous.

Person 1: have you seen the new 2022 Netflix film - Scrooge; a christmas carol yet?

Person 2: no i haven’t but i keep seeing edits of people simping for Scrooge all over my TikTok for you page.

Person 3: but you can’t disagree, have you seen him? He’s gorgeous
Person 2: yeah but originally he was described as “unapproachable” and the 2022 Netflix adaptation of him looks very approachable.

by Fr3ddi3 m3rcury December 14, 2022