screwed

a more subtle substitute for the word "fucked"

1. describes someone who just had sex

2. the position that is a result of a problem or bad situation that seems impossible to solve/get out of

1. "Dude, I think Sean screwed her last night."

2. "We have our exam TODAY?! Dammit, I'm so SCREWED!"

by ? March 9, 2003

manchester screwdriver

A hammer, when used as an alternative method of inserting screws, often as a last resort. Named after the city of Manchester, UK.

"It's cross-threaded... hand me a Manchester screwdriver, will you?"

by i'mbatman July 14, 2006

screwfee

1.An individual whom screws up everything by any possible means.
2.A goofy dude who has a messed up life and want to fuck up people's life in a friendly manner.
3.School or University tuition fee which is a ripoff procedure towards the poor students and their parents.
4.An item or commodity which is meant to be useful but it's not. It does exactly the opposite of what it's supposed to do.

Examples:
1.you screwfee!!! I don't wana hang around with u anymore.
2.He is trying to steal my life. He is a fucking screwfee indeed.
3.University of Farmarbar's screwfee doesn't equate the quality of educational system.
4.This screw driver is a screwfee.
My Car's screwfee cooler generates hot air.

by Apparent January 24, 2009

Screwdoo

The fecal matter or "doo doo" you get on you when screwing someone.

Man I got to go take a shower, I was screwing this girl and I got Screwdoo on my junk.

by Br00k$ August 18, 2015

Screw Party

A traditional type of party in Middlebury College where two people are tied to a bottle of alcohol (usually Champagne) and have to drink it by the end of the night.

Econ-bro 1-Hey bro, did you go to the climbing Screw Party yesterday?
Econ-bro 2- Yeah bro, it was hella turnt!
Econ-bro 1- Hell yeah bro!

by noahfan23 May 16, 2022

Ebenezer screwed

when you get really shitty gifts that ruin your Christmas spirit.

"Man, I got Ebenezer screwed this year. My family only gave me socks and Christmas cards with no money in them. I hate the holidays."

by Irasal December 27, 2014

good screw

Another word for sex. Typically referring to good sex.

My boy hayden went to town and got some good screw

by Xbix222 March 4, 2016