screwdriver in paradise

The act of self-fellatio, not swallowing the resulting jism. Then, using a bendy straw in the shape of either a flamingo or the participant's name, force the jism into your partner's vaginal or anal cavity through means of blowing.

Me and the old ball and chain are gonna go try for a kid, but her cunt is a little too rancid for my richard, so I'm gonna do the old Screwdriver in Paradise method instead.

by smokeyblair June 7, 2019

Lucas the tookis the macgyver screwdriver

Long ass name given to people who fix shit in trucks.

Franks dad- thanks Lucas the tookis the macgyver screwdriver
Lucas - (hangs himself)

by Z-dad March 2, 2018

white trash screwdriver

5 o'clock vodka and Sunny D. Warning, may lead to "Dance 'o' clock" which is a bastardization of the name of the liquor used to create the drink, and the time at which the consumers of the beverage start dancing wildly and off-tempo to pretty much any audible sounds.

Morning After:
"Dear God, what have we done?"
"White Trash Screwdrivers."
"Ohhhhh...man...but that doesn't explain why there are people passed out on the hardwood floor?"
"That was from Dance 'o Clock..."
"Fuck, don't tell me Dance 'O clock just happened..."
"Yep. It just happened."
"Is there any Sunny D left?"

by tequilagloworm April 1, 2008

Screwdriver

A Drink Mix of orange juice and vodka put into an Ice-mountion water bottle.(screwdriver grip)

Primarily used by minors for casual drinking.

I went to the Mobil to get some orange juice and I made a gallon Screwdriver by adding it to my handle of Skol (Vodka)

by Kyle Stephens December 28, 2005

american screwdriver

A hammer. With which to hit something.

"Hit it with an american screwdriver"

by Angus McMurtrie April 22, 2006

skrewdriver

Skrewdriver were a white-power band from the u.k. fronted by the late and great Ian Stuart. he also led the "blood and honour" group, and was a great inspiration to everyone in the movement. Skrewdriver were best known for one of their most ground breaking songs "white power". was and always will be a legendary band.

"fight for your country, fight for your race, fight for your nation" - skrewdriver

by Greg January 18, 2005

aloha screwdriver

Vodka mixed with orange/pineapple juice on the rocks.

It'll take about a dozen screwdrivers to get me wasted.

by bryan February 15, 2004