While giving oral sex, open up pussy and scream as loud as possible. The shock waves emitted creates 100% orgasm
Guy #1: What did you guys do last night?
Guy #2: I took her out to dinner and brought her back home for a little Alpine Screamer.
Guy #1: Someone came last night
by Alpine Screamer February 26, 2011
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1) A snow producing low pressure system that affects the Saskatchewan province of Canada, Upper Midwest and Great Lakes regions of the United States.

2) A fat, Canadian prairie bitch getting ram-fucked for the first time by a 25 Centimeter long (and 20CM thick) black cock from the southside of Atlanta, Georgia. The sudden thrusting of such massive cock will not only cause the bed to slide across the floor, but also to make that MILF scream - like someone from Saskatchewan can.
1) Crap. It's going to snow again because of that Saskatchewan Screamer.

2) No point in even using a condom. That black cock is so massive my 450KG friend will not only be split open, she'll be a Saskatchewan Screamer! And to think of that cumload that's going to be sprayed on her face? I'll need a canoe to get out of the room!
by MarkaLisa2910 March 3, 2012
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The act of having such a painful dump that you scream in pain.
Those chicken wings last night gave me such bad brown screamers!!
by Akbar Shabazz February 20, 2007
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When you are making out with a girl and you pull out your penis and tell a girl she can suck it if she wants to.
Craig's favorite move in a date is a Carrabassett Screamer
by SPelletier April 12, 2008
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Much like a Cleveland Steamer, but with much less telling the receiving party, and much more of that party being asleep and unaware of the situation.

Spoiler: Most victims wake up screaming!
Tony: Did you just give that girl a Cleveland Steamer?
*girl in other room wakes up screaming*
Tony: A CLEVELAND SCREAMER?! You crazy son-of-a-gun!
by Timmy L April 14, 2008
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The girl who keeps the whole floor awake at night with her screams and moans while having sex. Being the Floor Screamer doesn't automatically make you the Floor Whore though.
Ashley has a reputation as the floor screamer in snow hall.
by iTzJSw4g September 14, 2011
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1. A person or group of people that exclaims "crap" whenever something goes wrong.

2. A person that spouts information that has been ether proven wrong or that has no relevance to a given conversation.

3. Referance to the cartoon
"Sealab2021" in witch Alvis calls Captain Murphy a "Crap Screamer"
1. They say John is a crap screamer.

2. Would you stop spamming these forums you crap screamer.
by EvilWall October 31, 2004
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