DJ Sir Scratch

One of the Original Ghetto Style DJs. Expert in Cutting, Scratching and all time Mix Master. Hails from Miami.

Lyle Wilson is DJ Sir Scratch. The One and Only, the Only One.

by Executive Sound Creations November 26, 2006

Scratching like a DJ

Female masturbation. Frigging the bean back and forth like a DJ scratching vinyl.

I walked in on my roommate scratching like a DJ last night.

I woke up so engorged and horny I had to scratch it like a dj.

My uncle offered me $200 if he could watch me scratch it like a dj. Want to go to the mall?

Scratching like a DJ

by Dick Onchin April 21, 2020

Scat Farming

The collection of feces for use later in fetishistic scat play. The activity involves visiting areas where people frequently defecate, usually public toilets, with a view to finding unflushed feces. The feces is 'farmed' or collected for later use in scat related sexual activities such as smearing or even consumption. Scat farming may also involve deliberately causing toilets to block or otherwise malfunction. Considered by most in the BDSM scene to be edge play, due in large part to the health risks associated with feces from persons unknown.

The public toilets in the busy train station were one of his most productive scat farming locations.

by Janzz March 3, 2018

thief scratch

Scratching a part of the body prior to stealing something from a gas station. This behavior is well documented on the Gas Station Encounters YouTube channel.

He’s going to make his way over to the beer coolers to check out all of his options, then he’s going to do the super obvious thief scratch, because thieves love scratching themselves.

by Bernard Baruch February 11, 2019

Fail Scratcher

When at a festival and somebody does a shout in an attempt to get a reply from a stranger. If there is no return shout, this is a Fail Scratcher.

Optimistic Stranger: "BUTT SCRATCHER!!!"

*Silence....*

Other festival goer: "What a Fail Scratcher."

by Shifty Man Pants. December 6, 2010

Knob-Scratched

The act of getting a haircut (on the regular head)

I'm going down Split Ends to get my knob scratched.

by WS7 September 4, 2003

Tabby Scat

The name given to a multi-colored turd, with each color representing a separate meal which has amalgamated into one excretion as a result of either missing the window of opportunity to go, or by suppressing the urge as a matter of convenience.

Because I refuse to crap on airplanes, I knew that by the time I landed in Sydney I was going to have a major Tabby Scat on my hands!

by toobs75 September 1, 2009