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ice scraper

When having intercourse doggy style the gentleman pulls out and ejaculates in the exact spot on the woman's back which is impossible for her to reach. She then has to find some sort of object to reach around behind her to scrape the dried ejaculant off. The same effect can be reached by spreading the cum all over by hand...this variation is called the Zamboni.
That ice scraper should keep her busy for awhile.
by unsavery January 6, 2006
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screamer

A Flash program or video that appears to be a game, a test or a still image. The point is to get somebody to concentrate on the program for a period of time and then all of a sudden a loud scream is heard. Often these screams are coupled with a scary image. These programs are meant to be jokes to scare the hell out of people. These often work because the person is often so involved in the program or concentrating so hard they are totally taken by surprise when the scream and scary image come on. There are many of these programs on the internet and Liquid Generation’s Sabatoge series is a good example of these Flash programs. Some other examples of these kinds of programs are:

A maze game where you can't touch the edges with your cursor. You only get to level 3 and when you are trying to navigate your cursor through a small area the scream starts with a scary image of a possessed woman.

A vision test where you need to trace a large letter with your mouse and not go outside of the lines. Then a scream comes up and a scary image.
"My friend showed me a game and it turned out to be a screamer. It scared the hell out of me."

"That video of the dad having his kid play that maze screamer game is freaking hilarious."

"I love to show my friends screamers so they get scared for a few seconds."
by IceWarm February 14, 2006
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Taint Scraper

Someone who enjoys licking or sucking on the area between the vagina and anus, or the nutsac and anus.
That bitch is such a taint scraper, she was licking my balls and she went south!
by Patrick Schnarr October 20, 2005
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screamer

A person that makes a lot of noise during sex.
She's a screamer!
by chump April 23, 2003
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crap screamer

1. A person or group of people that exclaims "crap" whenever something goes wrong.

2. A person that spouts information that has been ether proven wrong or that has no relevance to a given conversation.

3. Referance to the cartoon
"Sealab2021" in witch Alvis calls Captain Murphy a "Crap Screamer"
1. They say John is a crap screamer.

2. Would you stop spamming these forums you crap screamer.
by EvilWall October 30, 2004
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howling screamer

Obscure slang for "mouth" derived from Disney's childrens film Treasure Planet.
by a howling screamer December 12, 2007
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ball scraper

A dump so big it reaches from your anus to the bottom of the toilet. When you pinch it off, the turd falls over and scrapes your balls.

Also see Venti #3.
I was constipated all weekend. Went to Starbucks this morning, got a Venti. Just dropped a ball scraper and now I feel much better... aside from having poop under my balls.
by trenta holmes April 6, 2011
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