beilman-schuff

The act of going 69 ass to mouth, and giving a reach around while the recipient sucks giver's toes.

I'm totally going to give that crazy Asian a beilman-schuff.

by HOBOtastix April 29, 2009

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Stand and Scour

When a man uses his urine to clean any smears or debris from the inside of the toilet bowl.

Roommate: Sorry dude, I left some shit smears in the toilet bowl.
Guy: Don't worry about it, I'll do a stand and scour.

by uschris September 27, 2009

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scoff

1. to mock someone or otherwise treat them in an offensive manner

2. food

The sooner you finish your scoff, the better.

by Light Joker December 3, 2006

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scoffer

Person who lies constantly and tries to make themselves seem cool, also a person who acts different when you are hanging out with him only, then when you are hanging with him in a group.

Gooberface Mcfaggleberry: Man, I am so cool, I totally made out with Hottie McSparklepants last night.
Josh: No you didn't Gooberface...No, you didn't.

by Tyler Sadex May 20, 2004

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scorfe

Can be used in any situation, to mean absolutely anything. Also can be any part of speech.

- Scorfe!!
- You're such a scorfe.
- Hey man, you be scorfin'.
- Yesterday I was licking the scorfe off my dog's back and she turned around and bit me in the ass.

by J-Wizzle April 27, 2006

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