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scooterblob

Extremely obese people who glide about in big-box stores on the electric scooters provided, especially whose bulk virtually obscures the scooter itself so that they appear to sail along on their own like a low-flying blimp.
I was at Walmart today and nearly got run down by a scooterblob in the snack aisle.
by Trog2FdUp2C1 August 21, 2010
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Scooter Surprise

The act of licking ones nutsack while inserting carrots into the partners anus while getting anally pounded by a Rodesian Ridgeback.
"I was really excited to go to my friends house, but then at last minute he informed me he wanted a Scooter Surprise.
by vito141 August 4, 2011
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scoobered

The feeling of disbelief experienced by a powerful force as they are defeated by an underdog. It is similar to bamboozled in a sense that it applies to a situation involving surprise or unexpectedness.
The British thought crushing the small American resistance would be easy, but instead, they were absolutely scoobered.
by guytheginger May 6, 2018
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Scooter kid

Ava Thorington’s energy
Oh ava? Isn’t the the scooter kid??
by Sterlinthius April 19, 2020
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vent-scooter

The person or thing in the air vent, in a movie, when the main character goes into the vent. Mostly found in horror films.
Shouting at screen: Oh my god! Run! The vent-scooter's gonna get you!
by pineapplex February 7, 2010
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Razor Brand Scooter

Your ankle's worst nightmare
"FUCKING SHIT MOTHERFUCKER!" - most people after spending 8 seconds on a Razor Brand Scooter and immediately injuring themself
by A SvddenZaz Account December 30, 2021
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SCOOTERTRASH

A biker who embodies the credo of "ride to live, live to ride," and who can usually be found with a shovelhead leaking oil on the nappy shag carpet of his rented, one-room, first floor apartment. White trash + scoot = scootertrash.
I went into the Sundowner saloon last Saturday night, and it was filled with scootertrash.
by Poet June 21, 2006
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