Sconed

To be beaten until the point you are nothing but moosh to be baked into a pastry

oh dude you got sconed!

by Matthevv May 30, 2005

scunted

Very similiar to munted - basically a progression from that state. Individuals that have progressively declined in appearance/stature into basically a shambolic freakshow lying in a puddle of their own drool. A poor excuse for a human being to be pitied/shunned.

'Anyway the other da - Holy Fuck! Get a load of that guy!' 'Fuck man I think he needs serious medical attention!' 'SCUNTED!'

by R Yenarg August 27, 2005

Sconed

When someone has had a more then an adequate weekend fuelled with copious amounts of alcohol and pingers and on Sunday decides to simmer down with weed and is feeling very much stoned and scattered.

Brendan was very sconed Sunday after his weekend at Cartel nightclub.

by RobynAK November 9, 2017

Cub Scouted

When you are fingered by a person with three fingers. Like the cub scout promise sign

"Hey i got cub scouted last night. He tried for four but i couldnt hack it."

by luzbuz February 24, 2009

sonted

He's too stoned.
He's too sonted.
He's too stoned.
He's too stoned.

Here boyfriend, he don't know, anything, about her. NINTENDO.

by sailorh August 10, 2004

noah scented mayo

noah scented mayo = a scented mayo product that is labelled noah
noah scented mayo ≠ noah centineo

"i love to get me sum noah scented mayo for dessert"
"why yall saying noah scented mayo is noah centineo?"

by mmm.mmm_m September 9, 2020

sconed

past-tense verb to describe how badly a n00b or n00bs failed. used commonly against the clinically n00btastic. see pwned, n00b

Me: "you just got sconed"
person I schooled: "like a pastry"

by haribular May 20, 2007