Schmake

Worse than a schmuck. someone who does shit so stupid, calling them a schmuck is a compliment to their sheer retardation.

Mostly said by aj shabeel and child entertainers

Emannuel! Pass the ball you fucking schmake

by UrbunDic.2 September 14, 2019

schmagnum

The thin, gummy film that forms on geletin (Jello) after sitting in the refrigerator for several days.

They knew the geletin was old because of the schmagnum.

by zantern July 2, 2005

Schmaff

The female genetalia at face value.

Sophie was overcome with surprise as Owen mischievously jabbed her in the schmaff.

by teedeebee September 2, 2009

Schmagma

The cheese that gathers on your forskin.

Shit man I woke up this morning and had so much schmagma I could have made grill cheese.

by Switch16 January 9, 2007

Scomao

A sociopathic liar with limited intelligence. Rises to power on the pretext of “thoughts and prayers” whilst everything around them burns. Holds treachery dear by selling out his country to political infiltration by the Chinese. Can not control outbursts of delusions of grandeur and has an obsession with bubbles. Also see scomo

That bloke is a bit of a scomao!

by Sisyphean December 21, 2019

Schmades

An informal way to say goodbye.

You're leaving? Alright, schmades

by meebs3 January 6, 2009

schmageckel

First used to describe the crusty stuff at the bottom of a cup of churros from a mexican restaurant.

I haven't come up with a better definition for it yet but I like to think it has something yiddish to do with a penis.

Are you gonna eat that schmageckel?
Get that schmageckel out of my face!
or Schmageckel Envy.

by Chris Hardt May 8, 2008