Soddering

The correct way to spell the word "soldering." Old Webster didn't know what he was talking about this time.

"I am going to take a soddering iron to Kelli's ribcage, because she insists on using "soldering" which is incorrect.

by Zach-a-rak-a-doodle-dak October 23, 2006

Soldiering through the Long Russian Winter with Napoleon

The act of stroking one's own penis, particularly during a dry spell or a time of deep, crippling loneliness. This is nothing to be ashamed of.

The derivation of this term is in the imagery of one being a soldier in the Grande Armée, while his/her penis represents Napoléon Bonaparte.

"He's been doing surprisingly alright since the breakup. He's just been soldiering through the long Russian winter with Napoleon day by day. Every day. All day."

by Ed the Trell January 10, 2019

Hand Scolding

To hold a girl's hand of whom you like, but crush it until it starts bleeding, then proceed to slap your penis all over her face.

What happened to Camille last night?
She got FACKED up from Ryans hand scolding..
OUCH!

by ARP3450 October 17, 2011

Smoldering

Looking like Caleb Kang.

He was totally smoldering.

by WhooliaJulia March 27, 2021

Soldering

A variation of docking in which at least one of the participating males ejaculates, figuratively “soldering” their members together with “flux”.

I don’t know the details, and isn’t ask, but John was bragging about soldering with Bill the other night.

by DefactoLinguist June 9, 2023

Smoldering Glare

What is that shit women be doing sometimes? The fuck is YOU lookin at bitch!?

Some chick *Smoldering Glare*

Hym "Bitch, I will give you something to glare at... Have your little ass glaring into my couch cushion..."

by Hym Iam November 16, 2023

Ugandan Cold Soldering

The act of connecting electric wires and equipment using glue strips.

Joe: “Pete, we’re out of soldering wire, how we’re gonna fix the loudspeakers?”
Pete: “Ugandan cold soldering it is, then”.

by Casketgrinder September 4, 2021