schmanke

THE best thing ever made in existance its a word you use when something is incredibly amazingly super awesome or when someone is freakin METAL!!!!!!!

that kid is so schmanke

by the schmanke June 21, 2011

Schmookel

A schmookel is a jew that has converted to the Islam religion. This conversion usually is a reaction to the Israel - Palestine conflict.

Uri: Oh man, have you heard about these Israëli troopers shoot at Palestine civilians? I don't wanna be a part of this, I'm going to be a muslim from now on.
Max: Oh dude, you're such a Schmookel.

by Stiffy Mcjuicyballs July 11, 2009

Schmoned

Combo on Smoke and stoned, the "ch" is just for fun

I got so schmoned last night

by Sassy Schmoner May 27, 2012

Schmocked

To be 'schmocked' literally means to be high or intoxicated due to the consumption of marajuana.

'Last night I was really schmocked off that weed'

by Mikeyyyyyyyyyyyyyy November 6, 2012

Schlonker

a man's penis, junk, brashol, tube steak

"Hey John, that chick accross the bar keeps staring at my schlonker. She won't take her eyes off . I think she wants me"

by Mr. Cajones December 6, 2018

SCHMOOKED

-to make a joke by confusing your friends into thinking it means something else

It can also mean: Schmidt + Spook= Schmooked

My friend Schmidt got Schmooked hard by Dave.

by WIllyNIllyDiddley March 18, 2019

Schmoke

The act of getting your penis sucked by a girl

Yoo I just got schmoked by my girlfriend’s sister !!!

by basicbren May 21, 2018