Scotting

a guy masturbating

My soon to be ex-boyfriend was scotting while he was looking out the window at the neighbour sunbathing.

by Raymond King November 15, 2007

scarling

scarling- former singer of Jack Off Jill Jessicka's new band. Also a member of the scarboard on the scarling website is called a scarling.

"Welcome to all scarling newbies"

by Lord and Lost September 13, 2003

Scutting

Scutting was(is) a past time in Dublin whereby kids would cling on to the back of a bus/truck/van...anything vehicle larger than a car really.

I went scutting with me mates on the back of the 78a this morning.

by Dar76 April 12, 2015

Settling

This is a phenomenon experienced by guys at colleges with a low number of female students. It is characterized by delusions and hallucinations in which fat, horrendous-looking women appear to be attractive to the unsuspecting male victim .

Being pussy-whipped is a side-effect of settling.

If your friend is dating a chick that makes bigfoot look like a Gap Model, but he insists on spending his weekends with her, he is probably suffering from 'settling.'

by JFITB October 14, 2005

Scotting

Male masterbation.A guy who is masterbating.

My ex-boyfriend was scotting while he was looking out the window at the neighbour sunbathing.

by Jeremy Cresswell November 15, 2007

scotting

The act of creeping, or being sketchy toward a female. Memorzing her schedule, randomly showing up in places that you expect her to be, lurking on lobbies or hallways because you like her.

Girl 1: Look there's tom!
Girl 2: That's the second time he's been the same place as me today!
Girl 1: Girl, he's totally scotting on you.

by alksfjdf May 3, 2009

butt scuttling

when two people race each other around a defined object. the participants race by sitting on their butts, using only their feet to drag themselves forward.

when i walked in, i saw two guys sliding around on their butts as if they had worms. turns out they were actually "butt scuttling".

by ultra peepee January 1, 2011