CT Scan

when leaving your apartment...friends should scan each other for camel toe

Hey Tonya... you know you can't leave the apartment without the CT Scan girl.....Gots to make sure that camel is in check.

by Mneufeld May 1, 2008

shuric scan

some idiot shared a .veg link and now 5 year old kids names “shuric scan master klasky cspou” use their pirated version of vegas pro 16 to make these trashy hells that shouldnt exist on youtube

john : hey wanna see my shuric scan veg
jessica : shut up were breaking up kid

by among us in real life sus sus September 8, 2020

Too Fat To Scan

"Too Fat To Scan" or TFTS is an unofficial medical term where a patient is too large to be scanned by standard hospital equipment.

The individuals that fit this category are then usually referred to their local Zoo or Water park, who might own scanning equipment for larger mammals like elephants or whales.

Nurse: "Doctor what are we going to do about this patient? He is Too Fat To Scan!"
Doctor: "It's okay, I already called the Zoo."

Doctor: "Darling, today I had a patient that was TFTS! You should have seen his face when I referred him to Sea World Park!"
Wife: "LOL!"

by JacOP October 5, 2013

Throwing the scan

Hand gesture in which you hold your fingers apart, extend your arm out with your hand facing downwards. A way of greeting someone or showing enthusiasm towards a subject. Used throughout the agricultural sector.

If your freind walked into the pub you may carry out this gesture and say "throwing the scan".

by Lewis Dyer March 8, 2020

U-Scan

A machine used to purchase goods with out directly going to a cashier. Often requires reading a screen to tell you what to do next, but no one ever reads anything and starts screaming at the U-scan attendant.

"Damn that cashier looks pissed and her line is way too long, lets go to U-Scan."
Customer: "Excuse me it says please wait for the cashier"
U-Scan Attendant:"Yes sir you are the cashier this is U-scan, just hit the green enter button"
Customer:"No, it says im waiting for cashier"
U-Scan Attendant:"Yes and this is U-SCAN and you are the cashier, so just hit the enter button"
Customer:"So what do I do?"
Attendant bashes had off wall repetitively

by REBECKA_ROSE_WICKER January 11, 2009

toothbrush scan

When you bring a date to your place and she scans your bathroom for evidence of another girl living with you.
Usually the search begins by looking for a second toothbrush.

"Hey Girl, will you stop digging through my medicine cabinet?! I told you I'm single. There's no need to do a toothbrush scan"

by csguy December 11, 2009

ghetto-scan

when you are too poor to own a scanner so take digital photographs of photos to post online

"I love that old school photo you put on facebook"
"yeah I Ghetto-Scanned it"

by theddt September 4, 2007