Honey. Find a towel. We're gonna have an apache scalping party. It's my turn to do laundry tomorrow (or, leave the maid a big tip).
by Diamond Jack October 22, 2012
Get the apache scalping partymug. Scalping is a art that's being practiced by screwers. Screwers are a type of people who screw people over. Scalpers often have these names: Dexter, Roderick and David.
Dexter is scalping graficscards. What a dick
by Art by the one April 23, 2022
Get the scalpingmug. by SupaDupaFUPA March 20, 2024
Get the Pussy scalpmug. Someone who is sexually attracted to or turned on by the scalp when it is exposed, as from the part in a hairstyle.
Guy #1 Oh, bro, did you SEE that girl with the sexy hair do, she must have had sixteen parts showing all that SCALP!? I just about lost my shit.
Guy #2 Yo, bra, what did you just say? Damn, you're a real live scalp perv!
Guy #2 Yo, bra, what did you just say? Damn, you're a real live scalp perv!
by Birch bark weaver May 11, 2018
Get the scalp pervmug. Scalp scrunch is the wrinkling and ridging of the posterior scalp seen on bald men. It is particularly evident when the head meets a chair or couch back causing an upwards pressure.
by awdwagon December 28, 2011
Get the scalp scrunchmug. noun: something to dig hairs into, a plain of potential emptiness waiting to be planted
verb: to remove a layer of something (eg wealth) from another person and leave them bereft
verb: to remove a layer of something (eg wealth) from another person and leave them bereft
eg. He has a hairy scalp the scalp gleamed like a hard boiled egg
In the divorce she scalped him (anecdotal, used in chat between bitter formerly married men)
In the divorce she scalped him (anecdotal, used in chat between bitter formerly married men)
by Quincy123 November 18, 2024
Get the Scalpmug. When a person with thin hair gets a perm and you can see the outline of the scalp through the permed hair.
by 7 inches of snow in the foreca February 12, 2018
Get the scalp fromug.