scaling the mullet

the act of masturbation

i went fishing and didnt catch a thing so i was just scaling the mullet

by ryansmith June 1, 2011

SCAmping

Like glamping (upscale camping), SCAmping involves overdoing it. However, instead of wifi, furniture, a plasma tv, and running water, SCAmpers bring medieval garb, multiple chests of clothing and feast gear, musical instruments, suits of armor, and coolers of mead, meat, and bread. The SCA (Society for Creative Anachronism) is a medieval reenactment society which often has events in the outdoors, requiring people to bring their own accommodations.

SCAmpers are also known for the size of their tents; competitions can erupt. Giant pavilion tents, attached shower tents, and tents with multiple bedrooms and even attics make appearances.

Most of the time, me camping involves my three-room event pavilion tent, two chests of garb and feast gear, three coolers of bread, meat, and mead, a nice cd mp3 player so I can play madrigals and Scots ballads, and an adjoining shower tent (hey, you try wearing a chemise, corset, bodice, hoops, underskirt, overskirt, hair covering, and leather boots in mid-July, and you'll want a shower too). SCAmping is WAY beyond glamping.

by ReddestQueen November 30, 2011

scaleing

to awkwardly walk around looking for something to do with your friends in order to kill time

Kid 1: dude im bored

Kid 2: yeah bro same, wanna go scaleing?

Kid 3: yeah, lemme get my coat then lets go

by con bro chill hyahh December 30, 2011

scaling the cascades

When you attempt to mount and tItty fuck a woman at least a foot taller than you are

Joe: she's a bit tall for my liking

Karl: nothing wrong with scaling the cascades

by supadoop June 7, 2016

Snalping

Snalping is the act of sniffing somebody's hair or scalp for personal gratification

He roamed through the crowd snalping the heads of prominent persons to get his kicks. Some called him a "Serial Snalper"

by podetroit April 2, 2019

Scaping

The act of scraping somebody else's poop out of their ass

I was scaping your mom last night

by Piss car July 31, 2021

swalping

a mix of gulping and swallowing

girl 1: “omg justin’s cock was so good last night i swalped it up!”
girl 2: “girl…. what is swalping?”
girl 1: “a mix of gulping and swallowing!”
girl 2: “ohhhhh me too but with jake! swalping is my new thing!!”

by harharharharhar69696969 January 25, 2023