House scalper

Term used by leftist and anti-landlord movement that equates landlordism with ticket scalping (buying up concert tickets and reselling them, which can be banned or illegal). The term intends to point out how many people are against people buying up tickets, but often don't think the same way about a far more important issue, the housing market.

Fifty new houses in the city have just been bought up by that shipping magnate. He's a total house scalper.

by Mayor Me April 15, 2022

Scampied!

Same meaning as owned

You've been scampied!
lol scampied!

(Has a ! at the end always)

See that matt tim or ben?

by Peter Sykes January 28, 2004

Scapies

some sort of unidentified bug, disease, or infection. Possible super itchy and disgusting.

"Holy shit! The front seat of the 11 passenger van gave me scapies! There are bites all over me!"

"I think that guy last night gave me scapies..."

by Jizzy McGuire March 16, 2010

Scalper

A person who purchases an item of limited availability to later sell it at a much larger price.

Tim: Hey Jim! Kim's got so much money to spend, any idea how he got it?
Jim: Kim is a dirty scalper, we don't talk to Kim anymore

by Jukub August 8, 2021

wifi scalpin'

When someone walks by your house and locks on to your wifi..term coined by Hunter Marino

Corben..Why is that girl sitting on the curb out front?
Hunter..I don't know ,she's probably wifi scalpin'

by Texas Old Skool November 21, 2016

Scalie

A dragon porn disease, are extremely fucking gay, love people named Maurico or Finny. Have an obsession with dicks up their ass and approves any type of dragon porn content. Create multiple dragon porn dungeons in dragon Minecraft and their specific dragon obsession is the Iconic dragon named Toothless. Or their scientific name "Night Fury". The only way to help them with their scalise disease is to give them crack or medical crack. (They also love hiccups and toothless body pillow)

"Oh no..... its a gay man who loves dragons. I think he is one of those scalies fags. RUN!! before he spreads the disease. Be sure not to accept his friend request and not succumb to the dark side. (OR in other words the gay side)

by BobbyBrowns#1Fan456 December 14, 2019

Scalper

Another word for recruiter; a form of subhuman primate who either stays unevolved and works for himself trying to find positions for companies too cheap to find their own employees, or becomes a bit more humanoid and goes to work for a corporation big enough to find their own employees. The most prominent characteristic of recruiters is their lack of truthfulness (how can you tell when a recruiter is lying; whenever the lips move).

Most Scalpers are worthless.

by Former Wyeth July 13, 2012