saturnius

A way to describe an amazing friend. Someone who is not only very loyal and supportive, but also hilariously sarcastic and unbelievable beautiful (even if they refuse to believe it). If someone is a saturnius, they’re able to not only be there for you in your darkest hour, but also laugh and make stupid jokes with you. Everyone should have a saturnius.

“Hey, did you meet the epic new kid?”
“Yeah, she’s TOTALLY a saturnius.”

by nic :)) April 3, 2019

Saturday

To many Saturday is the best day of the week. Often there is no work, no school, nothing but a free day to do what you need to take care of, or have fun. Saturday's are what people work towards. Saturday's do go fast however.

Person 1: Saturday and Friday should like team up, to create like an awesome Reality TV show.

Person 2: No, that wouldn't work, good try though.

by Jakabones August 26, 2006

saturday

International Fuck-off day

by Giligan Brown August 3, 2003

io saturnalia

The celebrative phrase used for the ancient Roman holiday of Saturnalia, celebrated in December. An ancient Roman version of "Merry Christmas." Pronounced like "yo Saturnalia."

Student: Io Saturnalia!
Teacher: Shoot, I forgot to bring candy for the class.

by cirria November 28, 2006

Saturday's are for the boys

A Holiday that falls on every weekend that is specifically designated for the boys.

Liam's girlfriend- babe can we hang out this Saturday?
Liam- sorry babe, but Saturday's are for the boys.
Liam then shotguns a can of beer and screams add pucksnaps03 on Snapchat.

by Huck the buck bud May 22, 2017

Deli Saturday

While having sex from behind, the man prepares a sandwich on her lower back. When he is ready to climax, he pulls out and ejaculates on the sandwich. The woman then eats the sandwich.

She was really Hungry so she asked him to pick up a loaf of bread and come home for a deli Saturday. It was a Tuesday.

by Chaunceyandvdub October 16, 2010

sexy saturday

That beautiful day of the week where no matter how tired you maybe from your boring life MUST involve the sexiest sex of the week. if your single (or married long term and you will not be getting lucky form your significant other) its the day of the week you splurge on a cheep spanish hooker or get aquatinted with your right hand and have a red tube marathon with your favorite lotion and several red bulls *optional yet encouraged*

"Dude, It's Sexy Saturday!....Shit, where am i gonna find a cheep spanish hooker"

by edkibbee December 24, 2013