sarcasticness

the proper way to say sarcasm

i dont like sarcasm, "its sarcasticness"

by gayyyboylew June 28, 2011

out sarcasticize

to defeat or to be defeated in a back and forth battle of sarcasm.

one may deliver a line of sarcasm, knowing it has a small chance of offending the receiver, at this point the receiver it may have offended delivers his or her own sarcasm back causing the deliverer to think they actually did offend the receiver. Really, the receiver was not offended at all but they have just now out sarcasticized this deliverer.

by Michelle Lefebvre January 27, 2008

Sarcastibitch

A sarcastibitch is anyone who uses sarcasm in a bitchy manor. The sarcastibitch will scoff at any remark or request you make if they deem it inferior to their superior level of intelligence. Their retort will be oozing with sarcasm so much so that you may feel outrage afterward and it will be sure to point of possibly harm the sarcastibitch or self harm. Sarcastic bitches are somewhat rare. However if you do come across one, buckle up, because it is going to be an adventure filled with bitchy sarcasm.

John: Sarcasms is a lame way of insulting people
C.B: Oh, you are just too smart for it !
John: Of course I am !
C.B: I was just being sarcastic.
John: You fucking sarcastibitch !

by JohnnyWayne December 28, 2009

sarcasmic

A sarcasm-induced orgasm; sarcastic remarks that are so cunning and witty that it is pure sex to the ears and makes one feel euphoric once heard.

"Hey Phil, guess what I said to my girlfriend the other night?"
"What mate?"
"I said....I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here."
"Oh man that comment was so sarcasmic, you hate her guts!"

"Corr blimey, that homemade lasagne sure was good Emma, I seriously couldn't tell that it was burnt!" (even though Emma had dished up a bowl of lasagne-ash to Paul)

by cathdu January 2, 2010

sarcastic

funny in a dickish kind of way.

harrison ford played han solo and indiana jones as sarcastic characters.

by shark taco August 15, 2011

sarcastic

Venting your rage without the trouble of having to slug the asshole in the face.

Example of sarcasm:
My ears are actually bleeding as a result of listening to your music.

by cynic October 26, 2003

sarcastics

A proposed typeface style to indicate that the selected text should be read with a sarcastic tone or within a sarcastic context (i.e. Bold, Underline, Italics, Sarcastics).

Currently indicated by enclosing the sarcastic word or phrase between two "\" marks. See examples below.

Since my friends are so slow, I have to write everything in sarcastics, so they won't be hopelessly confused, or worse yet, misunderstand me:

1. NBC is the \greatest\ thing to ever happen to the NHL.
2. \I just love getting voicemail from my doctor telling me the test results were positive.\
3. \Marry me.\

by AwesomedOne April 20, 2010