spanish phrase which refers to a woman who never married and is of an advanced age, an old maid. It literally means "one who dresses saints." In the past when a woman was unmarried she often dedicated her time to her local church and its maintenance and so this term became adopted.
"so did Juanita finally get married?"
"No, era maricon, she's just you know, there, a vestir santos..."
"pity.."
"No, era maricon, she's just you know, there, a vestir santos..."
"pity.."
by MintyLeila July 1, 2005
Get the a vestir santosmug. 1.A name used to describe someone who has the audacity to perform embarrassing acts for the pleasure of others.
2.Can also mean someone who is a martyr for their own personal goals or gains. Whether it may be for attention or for the entertainment of others.
3.One who is deprived of a "spine" and will do just about anything they are told.
2.Can also mean someone who is a martyr for their own personal goals or gains. Whether it may be for attention or for the entertainment of others.
3.One who is deprived of a "spine" and will do just about anything they are told.
Your such as John Santos for asking out ten girls in one day.
That guy is a "john santos" for licking the caca on the ground.
Your such as John Santos for listening to me when I told you to jump off the bridge.
That guy is a "john santos" for licking the caca on the ground.
Your such as John Santos for listening to me when I told you to jump off the bridge.
by BromistaComico April 13, 2010
Get the John Santosmug. A tatt'd up man who looks tough on the outside but really sweet on the inside. He has a big heart to make people feel special and loves to spoil them with gifts on Christmas day.
by Hello Kitty Girl December 20, 2013
Get the Santos Clausmug. "I know you aren't an expert at immersion therapy, an astronaut, and the son of a victim in 9/11. I think you are just being a giant G-Santos"
by Menstralmotorcycle January 22, 2023
Get the G-Santosmug. "So I was hiking the other day and saw a thicc ass tree, so I did what Vincent Santos would do and fucked it sideways
by My boyfriends a homophobe February 12, 2020
Get the Vincent Santosmug. A fucking lucky migit kid that pulls money cards every day. And is a selfish little bitch, never shares and acts like his cards are he wife, and is afraid of every single ball bigger than his thumb.
by Christ Santos June 29, 2014
Get the christ santosmug. The heart of concord California downtown concord located next to the Bart station also home to one of concords best taqueria shops and a lot of diverse restaurants.
Friend : Aye where you at?
Me: Los Gallos in Todos Santos havin some shmack tacos.
Friend : Aye it's lit Ima slide thru
Me: fasho
Me: Los Gallos in Todos Santos havin some shmack tacos.
Friend : Aye it's lit Ima slide thru
Me: fasho
by HyphyBoiiii July 10, 2017
Get the todos santosmug.