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Sanford

A charecter from madness combat made by krinkles. He is also very much gay for his best friend Deimos
"Sanford is the best madcom charecter"

"Wtf is a madcom"
by Stickakapettzez August 25, 2021
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M.B Sanford

boy1: hey dude wanna suck each other off at M.B Sanford?
boy2: nah M.B Sanford sucks
by ChrisLovesDarkTiti June 1, 2022
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Sanford Syndrome

when a newspaper article in a local paper spells something wrong like a friends name who is featured like Sargent 'Angle' instead of Sargent 'Angel' in the Sanford Citizen featured in the film Hot Fuzz.
No the paper just has a bit of Sanford Syndrome
by ElectriKex Blue May 10, 2011
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Sanford

To fumble or ramble through a joke or a funny story, eventually giving away the punch line prematurely in the process.
"What is the name of that actress…Reece… uh…Spoon or wait Fork? I mean Reece Witherfork. No its Witherspoon." "Man, he really Sanforded that one."
by What Didiwright November 3, 2023
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sanfordize

Any attempt to explain an extramarital affair which only makes matters far worse than if the speaker had remained silent.
The governor attempted to explain his trips to Argentina to see his mistress, but he only sanfordized matters.
by ganaimn July 10, 2009
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white sanford

“We should separate this office space to give us storage for those 20K lunch bags we ordered with our marketing budget.” - Bob

“Yeah, I think a wall partition would work great.” - Grunt

“Yeah, I was thinking about getting a fabric curtain to hang up here and divide the space.” - Bob

Are you serious?” - Grunt

“Yeah, why do you say that?” - Bob

“That is so white sanford!” - Grunt
by Michelle February 3, 2005
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Dirty sanford

When you hang from a ceiling fan naked while inserting a rod into your anus. Once you reach a fast enough velocity, release from the fan and watch yourself spin like a top.
Mark and Susan had a Dirty Sanford beyblade fight that ended in bloodshed. I wanna try!
by Codysbitch March 9, 2021
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