A charecter from madness combat made by krinkles. He is also very much gay for his best friend Deimos
by Stickakapettzez August 25, 2021

by ChrisLovesDarkTiti June 1, 2022

when a newspaper article in a local paper spells something wrong like a friends name who is featured like Sargent 'Angle' instead of Sargent 'Angel' in the Sanford Citizen featured in the film Hot Fuzz.
by ElectriKex Blue May 10, 2011

To fumble or ramble through a joke or a funny story, eventually giving away the punch line prematurely in the process.
"What is the name of that actress…Reece… uh…Spoon or wait Fork? I mean Reece Witherfork. No its Witherspoon." "Man, he really Sanforded that one."
by What Didiwright November 3, 2023

Any attempt to explain an extramarital affair which only makes matters far worse than if the speaker had remained silent.
The governor attempted to explain his trips to Argentina to see his mistress, but he only sanfordized matters.
by ganaimn July 10, 2009

“We should separate this office space to give us storage for those 20K lunch bags we ordered with our marketing budget.” - Bob
“Yeah, I think a wall partition would work great.” - Grunt
“Yeah, I was thinking about getting a fabric curtain to hang up here and divide the space.” - Bob
“Are you serious?” - Grunt
“Yeah, why do you say that?” - Bob
“That is so white sanford!” - Grunt
“Yeah, I think a wall partition would work great.” - Grunt
“Yeah, I was thinking about getting a fabric curtain to hang up here and divide the space.” - Bob
“Are you serious?” - Grunt
“Yeah, why do you say that?” - Bob
“That is so white sanford!” - Grunt
by Michelle February 3, 2005

When you hang from a ceiling fan naked while inserting a rod into your anus. Once you reach a fast enough velocity, release from the fan and watch yourself spin like a top.
by Codysbitch March 9, 2021
