jerking off with sandpaper

something that may look like a good idea at first glance, but turns out to be a horrible one

1) "I thought that chick was gonna be fun, but then I hung out with her and I realized I got tricked into jerking off with sanpdper."

2) "Joe is such a douche... I swear he always calls me to play football and everytime it's your basic jerking off with sandpaper!"

by Mel Berg January 18, 2009

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Sandiditty

- an uncomfortably high amount of relative sand; the constant impenetrable sandy environs of the Middle East

- the quality of the sand in the air.

Dante: "I can barely see the sun."

Ambrose: "Yeah, the sandiditty is pretty high today."

by Dante Welcher May 31, 2007

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sandpaper pussy

A poorly maintained shaved cooter with razor stubble,ingrown hairs,and razor rash. The rough abrasive texture feels like a ScotchBrite pad or sandpaper. aka-cactus cunt

I reached my hand inside her panties and it felt like I was stroking a prickly pear.,She had a sandpaper pussy.

by wolfbait51 June 7, 2011

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Sandie

Pet version of Sandra - basically meaning wonderful!

See that woman there? That's Sandie. She's fantastic

by 123liv123 February 3, 2010

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Sannipoli

When someone takes one of their pubic hairs, and places it conspicuously inside a full container such as a bottle of lotion, and then closes it to make it seem like new, so that someone else will discover it.

"Dude, I stayed at the Hilton Garden Inn last night, and this morning when I took a shower, I opened up the shampoo, and there was a freakin' pubic hair in it!"

"Oh, man! You got Sannipolied!"

by baconeggcheese February 14, 2013

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