Definitions by baconeggcheese
Frozen Billy
Any object or device that is shaped in such a way as to be used for female sexual pleasure (such as a dildo) that is exceptionally cold or frozen.
Such an object may be used to cool down an overheated vagina, provide a brisk sensation during masturbation or foreplay, or possibly thrown in a cooler along with other frozen objects to keep beer cold.
Such an object may be used to cool down an overheated vagina, provide a brisk sensation during masturbation or foreplay, or possibly thrown in a cooler along with other frozen objects to keep beer cold.
"Dude, this beer isn't really that cold!"
"Well, there wasn't time to get ice, so I used some ice packs and such."
"Yeah, like this kids' soccer ball, and, ... WTF! You've got a frozen Billy in here! Tell me you washed it first!!"
"Well, there wasn't time to get ice, so I used some ice packs and such."
"Yeah, like this kids' soccer ball, and, ... WTF! You've got a frozen Billy in here! Tell me you washed it first!!"
Frozen Billy by baconeggcheese April 1, 2013
Sannipoli
When someone takes one of their pubic hairs, and places it conspicuously inside a full container such as a bottle of lotion, and then closes it to make it seem like new, so that someone else will discover it.
"Dude, I stayed at the Hilton Garden Inn last night, and this morning when I took a shower, I opened up the shampoo, and there was a freakin' pubic hair in it!"
"Oh, man! You got Sannipolied!"
"Oh, man! You got Sannipolied!"
Sannipoli by baconeggcheese February 14, 2013