Clam sander

One who sands clams. Usually attains the title through their occupation. Someone who specialises in genetalia styling is a clam sander. But this can mean someone who literally seeks out clams and sands them in an uknown fashion.

Gandalf: "Have you seen Bilbo recently?"
Frodo: "Oh yeah, every day he's out on the beach looking for clams."
Gandalf: "Whyever so?"
Frodo: "He likes to sand them."
Gandalf: "Fool."

Tobias: "Wow, Mangus where'd you get your clams styled?"
Magnus: "Don't be patheic, Tobias. They always look like this."

Lillith: "Hey Celeste, I can't seem to find a good clam sander. Do you know anyone good?
Celeste: "Yeah, I go to Kevin."

by Lentonius November 6, 2012

Sander

A Sander is a closet homosexual who does something ellevillt everyday

Peter: So you came out of the closet?
Bird: I could not stay Sander for ever

by Sanderhater May 27, 2013

belt sander to the ball sack

When you smell like you just got a belt sander to the ball sack

"Wow Grassa you smell like a belt sander to the ball sack"

by Your a November 16, 2018

Sander-nistas

Followers of the anti-capitalist, left-wing lunatic and communist-loving hypocrite, Bernie Sanders. Sander-nistas are typically unaccomplished, unmotivated, pot-smoking losers whose poor work ethic leads them to hate successful people. If they even do graduate from college (though most receive some form of welfare payment), they have useless degrees like art, music, theatre, racial studies, women's studies, gender studies, sociology, education, literature, or communications. They are profficient in protesting, class warfare rhetoric, smoking dope or e-cigs, and shouting out bumper-sticker slogans. Other than that, they are useless, angry pukes and have no societal value.

Uh oh. Here comes the walking dead...more Occupy Wall Street /antifa prptestors and rioters. Or as they are also known, the Sander-nistas

by Screw Liberals September 25, 2017

Sander Gander

1. To Look at something as if you are from Ohio
2. To Look at something as if you are ignorant.

Gotta Take me a Sander Gander at this pencil, see if its got any ink left

by JonnDi February 21, 2011

belt sander racing

The act of two lesbians masturbating each other until orgasm is achieved. The first one to climax beats the other with their loved stained belt until they reach orgasm.

"Let's try belt sander racing tonight!"

by soulstillremain October 19, 2013

Sander

He eat
He sleep
but he also nap

I really want to take a Sander

by Manhunter2828 October 9, 2018