Sammy Cowhey

A frugal man with an absolute hog

Pfff the biggest tip that guy has given is his dick… What a Sammy Cowhey

by Wieners Cocktionary December 29, 2022

out of control like Sammy Hagar

incredibly drunk; unable to participate in normal society

"Yeah, Nate was okay for awhile, but then he got into the Southern Comfort and he was all out of control like Sammy Hagar and then there was no talking to him."

by IamhereandhereIam September 15, 2009

Sammy

a chill dude. He is so chill he makes me shiver at the sight of him.

Grant: Brrr… Why’d it get so cold in here all of a sudden?
Kunda: Oh Sammy must’ve j enetered the premises.

by Jiggaboo Niggaboo March 10, 2022

sammy boy

Any one of the many high-quality alcoholic beverages brewed by the Samuel Adams Beer Company.

I'm bout to pick me up a nice lil sixer of sammy boy's.

by zes April 18, 2007

Sammy Sosa

To corks a bat, then act like nothing happened, only to admit it later and apologize to all of Latin America.

That asshole Sammy Sosa'ed his bat and now he hit 67 home runs.

by The Big Sexy July 6, 2004

Miami Sammy

A Jewish guy who dates/marries an Italian girl, and then thinks that he too is Italian.

Ends up dressing in Italian flag coats/shirts, puts an Italian flag sticker on car, tries to speak in Italian, drinks nothing but Italian coffee, cheers for Italy during the World Cup, names children Italian names, ect.

Murray Schwartz has been wearing that Italian flag T-shirt ever since he married Rossita....I can't hang out with that Miami Sammy anymore.

by MF12321 February 18, 2009

sneaky sammy

The act of jerking off infront of a friend or even, your mother.

Me and my mom were watching Transformers, so I decided to go sneaky sammy and did it to megan fox.

by wienerwilly2269 November 13, 2011