Someone that peddles cheap plastic shit to supermarkets, food processors and some distributors (but sells direct around them as much as possible). Probably works for one of several whacked out family owned outfits in the Mid-West or Detroit/Southfield area. Generally speaking, a disenfranchised plastic salesman is micromanaged, not to be trusted and demoralized on a routine basis. Common tactics used to keep a disenfranchised plastic salesman down are call reports, routine phone calls questioning their whereabouts, itineraries and installing Satellite GPS units in company vehicles, which promote activity not productivity.
Al Bundy, the shoe salesman from the hit tv show Married With Children, would have been a disenfranchised plastic salesman if only he tried to sell plastic.
by Cincy Lovah October 20, 2011
Get the Disenfranchised Plastic Salesman mug.A more sexy, politically and racially correct term used to denote a white or black persons sexual attraction to a Latino person of any nationality.
hey you know that nerdy white guy that works in receiving well he has got "Salsa Fever" bad for the new Puerto Rican girl in shipping.
Yo, girl you know your ex Man Ray Ray I heard he got "Salsa Fever" apparently Laquisha saw him with a this little Cuban skeezer at the swap meet.
My sisters news boy friend is mexican, I guess "salsa fever" is just going around these days.
Yo, girl you know your ex Man Ray Ray I heard he got "Salsa Fever" apparently Laquisha saw him with a this little Cuban skeezer at the swap meet.
My sisters news boy friend is mexican, I guess "salsa fever" is just going around these days.
by dejay D-stone January 19, 2010
Get the Salsa Fever mug.A popular form of Latin-American dance music, characterized by Afro-Caribbean rhythms, Cuban big-band dance melodies, and elements of jazz and rock. It represents the ongoing evolution and assimilation of a variety of styles which have traveled from Cuba and Puerto Rico to New York, Miami, and elsewhere. The big bands which blazed forth in city dance halls and on New York's famous Fania label in the mid-1960s used rhythm sections and a compositional structure based in the son music style. But they ultimately added fiery horn sections and jazz harmonies, landing squarely in the samba tradition. South and Central America developed their own appetites for Salsa, contributing to its growth through the trailblazing work of artists like Panama's Ruben Blades and Cuba's Celia Cruz.
Salsa: Jaun Luis Guerra, Pedro Conga, Tito Rojas, Maelo Ruiz, Rey Ruiz, Frankie Ruiz, Johnny Rivera, Ismael Rivera, Puerto Rican Power, Dark Latin Groove Aka DLG, Legacia De La Salsa, Yuri Buenaventura, La India, Pedro Jesus, El Gran Combo De Puerto Rico, Tito Nieves, Roberto Roena, Gilberto Santa Rosa, Cheo Feliciano, Willie Colón, Willie Rosario, Jerry Rivera, Sonora Carruseles, Joe Arroyo, Conjunto Chaney, Luis Enrique, Oscar D'Leon, Danny Rojo, Ruben Blades, Guayacan Orquesta, Tony Vega, Victor Manuelle, Edgar Joel, David Cedeño, Eddie Santiago, Edwin Bonilla, Adolescent's Orquesta, Fania All-Stars, Celia Cruz, Willie Gonzalez, Hector Lavoe, and César Pedroso.
by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ March 6, 2010
Get the Salsa mug.(n) Money pick-pocketed by the government.
Fred: Why is it that every time I visit the store, I feel like my pocket gets picked?
Wilma: That's the sales tax, dear. The government can do it legally. But if a pickpocket does it, he goes to prison.
Wilma: That's the sales tax, dear. The government can do it legally. But if a pickpocket does it, he goes to prison.
by 1nfid3l June 24, 2011
Get the Sales Tax mug.A derogatory term for a member of sales staff in a typically corporate environment. This term is often employed by technical staff and customer service, who must support the products that the sales weasels have sold, typically without knowing what the heck they're pushing on the customer.
That slimy sales weasel sold this customer something they didn't need and doesn't work, and now they're chewing my ear off!
by redtheda January 13, 2010
Get the sales weasel mug.The stife ass dude who sits around Hyrule tripping on magic beans that cost more everytime you buy them. He is probably the chillest dude in all of Hyrule.
Guy: Dude I just copped a fat Magic Bean from that Magic Bean Salesman. We can go plant it and pull a sword out of the ground so that seven years later we can fly around on a big leaf!
Guy 2: Are you sure that you just planted it?
Guy 2: Are you sure that you just planted it?
by fuzzy473 September 8, 2009
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Someone who is beyond beautiful and when looking into her eyes you see a kind, amazing person with a big heart that from just one smile from her can warm anyones heart or even Antarctica.
Someone who is beyond beautiful and when looking into her eyes you see a kind, amazing person with a big heart that from just one smile from her can warm anyones heart or even Antarctica.
by Helmsley July 26, 2008
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