meta-sarcasm

1. The act of being sarcastic about be being sarcastic.

Person #1: "Hey are you being sarcastic?" said in non-sarcastic voice.

Person #2: "No, I'm not being sarcastic," said in sarcastic voice.

Person #1: "Wait, are you using meta-sarcasm?" non-sarcastic.

Person #2: "Yes," said in sarcastic voice.

by Captain Potassium June 15, 2009

quantum sarcasm

When a person is either being sarcastic, albeit very dryly, or being serious and the person they are talking to can not tell whether or not they are being sarcastic or serious. They could be simultaneously serious or sarcastic at the exact same moment in time, thus quantum sarcasm.

Guy takes another man's sandwich and the man whose sandwich has been taken says "Go ahead and take it." in an inflected voice and direct stare. An uncomfortable moment passes because the man who took sandwich is now not sure of whether the other man is serious or is sarcastically remarking on the situation. Thus quantum sarcasm because sarcasm or seriousness are both equally valid options at the moment.

by joshfromriverside March 13, 2012

sarcasm

Bodys Natural Response Against stupid.

Stupid:sarcasm is a gay way of insulting.

Me:You're just too intelligent for it.

Stupid: Of course i am.

Me:I was being sarcastic, douchefuck..

by The Bon and only January 12, 2009

Sergeant Sarcasm

For when somebody says, "Thanks, Captain Obvious" you say, "Your welcome Sergeant Sarcasm". Basically the the comeback for Captain Obvious.

You Say: "The grass is green."
They Say: "Thanks, Captain Obvious."
You Say: "Your welcome, Sergeant Sarcasm

by Mr Stan August 8, 2010

Sarcasm

The connection between the author of wit and the person who doesn't get it.

Sarcasm at its prime:

"I'm sorry, i thought we were having a state the obvious contest here"

"I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong"

"Let me know if anything I say offends you; I may want to offend you again later"

by "Like this needs your input"" April 26, 2009

cyber-sarcasm

ineffective use of sarcastic remarks sent via instant message or text

joe3434:hey i found 20 bucks today
frank1212:oh ya? how was that?
joe3434:terrible
frank1212:really?why?
joe3434:it wasnt...i was using cyber-sarcasm

by T O double D April 24, 2008

carried sarcasm

sarcasm that is played out longer than one witty remark and the person being sarcastic never confesses that he was being sarcastic; undying sarcasm

Jenny: How was the smoothie?
Salman: It was Amazing! You are a smoothie genius.
Jenny: Really?
Salman: Yeah! I just love the fact that it was warm and that you used raw fruits instead of ripe fruits. And adding salt was the greatest idea ever. Splendid!
Jenny: I'm glad you like it.
Salman: I freaking LOVE IT! I love salt in my smoothies.
Jenny: I honestly did not think that it was that good.
Salman: Oh trust me friend it was Genius.
{this is carried sarcasm because the smoothie was obviously terrible}

by Sally Vally May 27, 2011