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Black Sabbath

Lame korn wannabes. I foolishy listened to this pile of dirt cruelly passed off as "music" because I heard it was good metal. What a dumb idea. Black Sabbath are lame Metallica wannabes too! These talentless copycats stole riffs from "St. Anger" and "Death Magnetic" and put it on their lame albums like they created them! Fucking scumbag faggots.
Skip these Black Sabbath hacks and listen to REAL metal like: Saosin, Korn, Metallica, Disturbed, Slipknot, Three Days Grace, The Used and Puddle Of Mudd.
by not found [Error 404] August 5, 2009
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Black Sabbath

A shitty band that invented heavy metal music by accident, due to the guitarist downtuning his guitar due to having injured fingers. While heavy metal is awesome, and indisputably the best form of music, with great bands like Megadeth and Iced Earth, early metal such as Black Sabbath is tremendously overhyped. It is not heavy at all, only compared to other music of the day such as the Beatles, and is more like today's sludge rock than today's metal. Ozzy in particular is tremendously overrated. Many claim that to like metal you HAVE TO like black sabbath, since they were early pioneers of it, but those same people do not realize that metal is rock and they themselves do not listen to Chubby Checker or Bill Haley who invented rock music, or to Claudio Monteverdi who invented modern western music in general, so they are hypocrites by claiming you HAVE TO like someone who invented something you like. Black Sabbath is NOT heavy, and NOT skillful. They wrote Paranoid at the last second in the studio, in all of 10 minutes while on cocaine, because their producer wanted the album to be one more song long so they just bullshitted something that sounded cool and rebellious at the time. If you like Black Sabbath great, but if you want to listen to something actually heavy, don't bother with them or other overrated band that released anything before 1984
Dumbass: "OMG DOOOOD YOU DON'T LIKE BLACK SABBATH? BUT THEY LIKE, INVENTED METAL!"

Metalhead: "I listen to what I LIKE. I don't have to like them because other people do. You don't have a big poster of Thomas Crapper displayed in your bathroom do you, just because he invented the toilet? Stop being a follower"
by DarkX84 April 30, 2011
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Sunday, it is a day of the week. kfnx
Mondays child is fair of face,
Tuesdays child is full of grace,
Wednesdays child is full of woe,
Thursdays child has far to go,
Fridays child is loving and giving,
Saturdays child works hard for his living,
And the child that is born on the Sabbath day
Is bonny and blithe, and good and gay.

Aint it.
by ZPHiNX July 1, 2004
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a girl who dosnt cut her hair and has teeth that look like pincers. Sabbaths also have a tendency to stink, as they dont have regular showers.
Go get a hair cut you bloody sabbath and wash your bum while you're at it.
by Johnny_aint_dead July 31, 2007
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the weekly bath on friday or saturday night (friday for christians, saturday for jews) that took all the hot water our ancestors could afford.
If Dick Cheney gets control of the energy supplies he's after, we will all have to go back to sabbaths.
by grandmalseizure May 1, 2005
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Black Sabbath sucks.
so does metal.
"Black Sabbath? Yeah I've heard them. They suck."
"Yeah, so does metal."
by jigglebop May 22, 2007
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Sabbathus: covenant of God
Sabbathus is a person of God
by Sabbathus March 30, 2021
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