upper saddle wiener

a sexually transmitted disease currently sweeping the nation, originating in upper saddle river, nj. characterized by dick malfunctions such as ED, extreme shrinkage, and unusually hard balls. commonly found among cocky assholes who are all talk and no action; most often spread when these same assholes try to broaden their horizons and have sex with girls for a change.

"Well that was a fun four minutes...you better get yourself to a USR dick doc to get checked for upper saddle wiener!"

by blackjack taco December 18, 2009

Saddle Batter

The warm, thick, wet substance that forms along the saddle, or taint, during physical activity - particularly bike riding.

After that 60-mile bike ride through Borneo, I had some major saddle batter souping up.

by Ruge July 6, 2009

Saddlebagger

A saddlebagger is someone who strategically drapes their testicles over another's nose so that one testicle resides on either side of the nose. The nose can be substituted for any other slender body part or object. Commonly used to insult another's character.

"Henry you fucking Saddlebagger"

by Aeddonger February 14, 2017

Sydaleigh

Sydaleigh is an amazing, beautiful, and smart girl. She is the girl that would usually play a lot of sports and bake often. She loves her family and friends and wants them to be happy at all costs. She does have a hard time with her anxiety, depression, and just mean, ugly people towards her. But with help from her friends she gets through it. Her love life is simple. She is always meant to be with a boy that does soccer and hockey. They may fight and break up MANY times, but in the end, their love is stronger than ever!! They will marry one day! I swear on it! She loves making friends, and is good at keeping them, so if you so happen to have a Sydaleigh in your life, keep her, cherish her, love her, be her friend. She is worth it.

Stranger 1: Whoa! It’s Sydaleigh!
Stranger 2: I wish I was Sydaleigh.
Stranger 3: That boy is so lucky!

by sadsnitch June 15, 2019

Saddley

Someone who looks similar to vector from despicable me. Or doing an anti social neeky activity.

Arthur’s acting a bit saddley i cannot lie.

by gwionw06 June 18, 2023

furry saddle

noun- the act of a female squatting and riding on a bearded man's face

Oh baby, that furry saddle feels like carpet.

by Chili Hole December 25, 2010

Cunt Saddle

The small area between your eyes and your chin, which can be utilized for oral sex.

As my partner started to speak, while I was riding his face, I said "shut your cunt saddle and get to work".

by honey7777 December 18, 2017