by I, Wreckerrr April 4, 2021
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He went to college with Dr. Thaddius Venture and after nearly killing him in a drunken rage leaves the next day to join the military.
Constantly smokes cigarettes, washes his american muscle car, and maintains the highest level of physical conditioning.
Bangs out all the bitches, kills anyone in his path efficiently, and clean.
Serves as a mentor for Hank Venture (the blonde brother who looks like the Freddy from scooby doo) and most importantly has a license to kill.
He went to college with Dr. Thaddius Venture and after nearly killing him in a drunken rage leaves the next day to join the military.
Constantly smokes cigarettes, washes his american muscle car, and maintains the highest level of physical conditioning.
Bangs out all the bitches, kills anyone in his path efficiently, and clean.
Serves as a mentor for Hank Venture (the blonde brother who looks like the Freddy from scooby doo) and most importantly has a license to kill.
Brock Samson will fucking destroy Jack Bauer, Chuck Norris, and whoever else you want to throw at him using only his ass if he has to.
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The second album released by The Killers. It is an amazing album with a different sound than Hot Fuss but it is still The Killers. The singles from the album include When You Were Young, Bones, and the newest release Read My Mind. No matter what Rolling Stone Magizine says it is an amazing album!
Bill: Have you heard the song When You Were Young?
Bob: Yes it's on the album Sam's Town by The Killers
Bill: But it's a good song and Rolling Stone magizine said the album was horrible..
Bob: Rolling Stone is full of shit listen to the album and then you will love it
Bill: OK!
Bob: Yes it's on the album Sam's Town by The Killers
Bill: But it's a good song and Rolling Stone magizine said the album was horrible..
Bob: Rolling Stone is full of shit listen to the album and then you will love it
Bill: OK!
by Sony Girl February 16, 2007
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by EdgarM. November 29, 2007
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by Alex Rogers March 23, 2005
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