Mortal enemy Billy Mays, hookers and all that is good and decent
Sells the shitty Shamwow! and has grand delusions of being funny. He is to Billy Mays what the Joker is to Batman, only less funny and more creepy.
Disowned by his older brother, Fire Marshall Bill
Sells the shitty Shamwow! and has grand delusions of being funny. He is to Billy Mays what the Joker is to Batman, only less funny and more creepy.
Disowned by his older brother, Fire Marshall Bill
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"While at synagogue last week, I saw this Shlomo-The-Homo there, lighting the menorah and wearing his yarmulke, and he was also sucking a lot of cock."
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Get the Shlomo-The-Homo mug.Possibly the most awesome person to come into exsistence. Many people are not called Selom because they are simply not worthy. It's a unique name of which God chooses who they allow to pronounce it properly, simply because commonfolk such as "David" and "John" simply are not important enough for such a powerful name.
Our Selom, who art in heaven. Halloed be thy name, thy kingdom come, thou will be done as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive all trespassers, as we forgive those who trespass against us, and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. Amen
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Get the Selom mug.An acronym which stands for "sticking leeches on myself." It was coined by an Above the Influence commercial which depicts high school students who are addicted to sticking leeches on themselves-supposedly to get high. The commercial used the term metaphorically to show how the power of peer pressure can influence adolescents to do dumb things-leeches truly cannot get a person high. However, the ad has had an ironic effect. Some brainiacs who view the commercial believe that leeches (which tend to carry many harmful diseases) can actually cause one to become high. Thus, "sloming," which is probably worse for one's health than pot, has actually become a practice among some naive teens.
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