Stormer

Fan of British alternative/indie rock band, Bastille.

Word comes from the storming of the Bastille, which took place on July 14, 1789, the same date as singer Dan Smith's birthday. Ergo, fans call themselves "Stormers" (of the bastille).

Self proclaimed "Stormers" are often those who have delved much farther into the realm of Bastille than the typical fan of their music. Many run blogs dedicated to the music and band members. While not nearly as aggressive as directioners, some stormers are considered fake, as their love for Bastille lies in the singer's attractiveness rather than the band's musical genius.

Overall, a respectful and mature fandom (though many are teenagers), known for their love of music over band members.

Sydney: Do you want to go to the Bastille concert on the 24th?
Grace: I'd love to! Are you a fan of their music?
Sydney: Of course! I'm such a stormer, I practically worship their music (and them).

by soccerhurdler11 December 16, 2014

storm the United States Capitol

To dramatically overreact to a situation you dislike.

This is such bullsh*t. I asked for fries, not tater tots. I am going to storm the United States Capitol.

by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021

Piggies in a snow storm

(receiving a foot job) then blowing ones load on your partners toes

She wouldn't swallow but was keen for her piggies in a snow storm instead

by chewie1 November 29, 2012

Steven the storm chaser

Dramatized, exaggerates, always incorrect, blankets blankets blankets

Steven the storm chaser, will chase a fart in a blokes pants and call it a ecl...

by Chaser1 June 8, 2017

Louisiana Storm

When you and your partner are engaging in intercourse, and you excrete on their spine then watch it slide down to their butt crack then you lick it off

Eric: Danny and Abby had a louisiana storm
Nick: Ewwww thats disgusting

by rithnigga69 March 13, 2015

Alaskan Snow Storm

The Alaskan Snow Storm is when you are having sex with a woman and there's a pre-determined location that she wants you to come. When you are about to come, you pull out and position where she wants it. So she waits for it and the last second you go wild and ejaculate all over her.

Dude: So, My girlfriend got the Alaskan Snow Storm again.
Dude2: Man, I can't believe you did that again, you're such a bastard.

Dude: I know.

by Srwim January 25, 2011

storm a-brewin'

When gusty winds and random tumbleweeds swiftly roll by your feet, you know its time for a mortifying storm!

Hey Megan, did you hear on the news that there's a storm a-brewin'?

by John Valencia May 28, 2006