swivel on my dick

metaphorical (for women mainly) for people who don't have dicks but feel like they should be a guy and that people should suck on their cock. Instead of sucking on cock, you should be more elegant and say swivel on my dick. Usually used when someone is being a little bitch and they need to stop.
how about sunday?
how about you swivel on my dick
by swivelonmydickdotcom April 25, 2017
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Swivel

Universal use. Hanging out, "me and bestie got to swivel for the first time in a while" 😍 swivel, could mean a swivel or SWIG or soda. Swivel could be used for almost anything, it is so versatile!!
Sick of my boyfriend never paying attention to me and constantly swiveling on the phone. Might swivel out the back door when hes at work and never return.
by Livmaeswivel December 24, 2023
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Swivel

Fake crack cocaine. A substance that looks like crack cocaine but does not contain cocaine.
He sold me some swivel.
by Mackinassmac December 26, 2015
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Swivels

When your so fat, when you walk your tar belly swivels to the right, and your barrel ass swivels to the left.
It's funny watching Bluelight walk down the street he swivels like he's double jointed at the waist.
by Blackula 10-31 October 27, 2021
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Arse Swivel

To do like a dog does when it has worms or an itchy arse. To literally place ones 'knock hole' on a surface and orientate 180 degrees in one direction and then the other.
"Sorry mate, I may have arse swiveled on your pillow...."
by mookletoad October 26, 2011
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Kingsley Swivel

Not uncommon to the 'Extra Sneaky Castro' yet prolivent in the gay jewish community. This, like the sneaky castro involves the insertion of smoking paraphinalia into a womens sexual cavities but also involves requires a circumcised penis to be coated with demerera sugar and marinaded for 20 - 40 minutes prior to the act.
Used with conjuction alongside an extra Sneaky Castro, heat to the penis causes the sugar to gently melt created an edible, sealed cavity for use as portection during intercourse.
Joel gave Robert an Kingsley Swivel 3 weeks ago that went tragically wrong
by Spanky2k5 May 06, 2007
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Swivel Dixie

To go fk urself, to turn around and fk off, to go suck a dick, go away, they can just fk off, go lick windows and suck on eggs for all I care.
Example Phrase - " you can swivel Dixie mate "

"you know what? Swivel Dixie "
"Oh you know that girl earlier? She can fucking go Swivel Dixie, what a bitch."
"I can't believe they said that to you! They can Swivel Dixie for all I care"
by M_mojo.mad. September 16, 2023
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