swimmer's dick

When you leave a wet bathing soon on too long and your dick n' ballz gets all wrinkled and pickley. Results in shrinkage.

Yeah, that chick wanted to beat, but I was kind of tired and I had mad swimmer's dick.

by Jackback June 11, 2006

shallow swimmer

someone from the shallow end of the gene pool. An idiot, a fucknut, moron etc. Someone whose parents should have gotten out of the gene pool.

Watching Steve stick the knife in the toaster, you could tell, he was a shallow swimmer.

by kookystill March 21, 2010

swimmer's ass

Swimmer's ass. A pimply rash found in and around the anal region of swimmers. Commonly found amongst the population of female swimmers due to their low tolerance for irritation in the given region.

That girl has mad swimmer's ass

by Golf bro December 8, 2014

Little Swimmer

Young children who invariably wander in to a pool and drown each year during summer months.

I was reading the paper and saw we had our first little swimmer of the year.

by Charles Sm1th October 21, 2011

Swimmers Roulette

When multiple men ejaculate inside a woman, and whoever gets her pregnant has to pay child support.

“Kelly has had lots of guys play swimmers roulette with her lately”

by Istura57 December 31, 2021

downriver swimmer

noun.
another name for a mainstream person. opposite of a hipster.

so named because they go WITH the flow, as in not upstream. downstream.

a: my favorite music? justin bieber, lady gaga, you know, whatever's in.

b: ah, a real downriver swimmer.

by Baranyker October 21, 2011

Swimmer’s Bod

A swimmer’s body. Usually featuring a freakishly long torso.

Yo Brad looks like a half baked noodle out there. What a swimmer’s bod

by Stickycarseats December 15, 2019