swell chamber

A place where men meet in order to get their swell on. Ideally a small area in which high testosterone levels will lead to angry, disturbing conversation and extremely outlandish behavior.

I'm about to get swollen as fuck in the swell chamber.

by Meat Dismantler April 03, 2009

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private swell

When a man is attending a pool party or any event which he will be bare-chested at, and he does numerous push-ups, crunches, and isometric exercises behind closed doors in order to look swollen when he returns to the party.

Brian: "Yo, fuckin private swell right now upstairs, I'll go first, you watch the door"

Jamie: "Ight yo let's get fuckin swollen."

by Meat Dismantler April 03, 2009

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Swell head

This boy has the biggest head in all the lands he was produced by a super human (shano) he used his legendary steak night powers to transfer into his first born, that power was so great the only place it could fit was in this boys enormous head from that day his head continued to grow therefore obtaining the name swell head

Hey have you seen swell head

by MEMELORD4LIFE2K18420BL4Z3IT69 January 08, 2018

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smell the swell

Knowing that you will get drunk tonight and sometime over the course of the night you will fall and break a bone aka smelling the swell

After having a couple shot, Rachel could smell the swell

by Sexy screamer October 25, 2013

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Swell head

Noun: 1.) a person who has become infatuated with the idea of power 2.) someone who thinks they are above all others after being given a minor position of authority; those with swell head are unable to listen to the thoughts and ideas of their colleagues due to the pressure from the swelling inside their head. 3.) the penis that a person has been sucking in order to attain this position of power/authority.

Egomaniac work slut's brown nosing finally worked and now her swell head was out of control as the boss put her in charge of being in charge. We all wondered if he was concealing his swell head beneath his trousers after long meetings with work slut.

by Fair Lady January 07, 2011

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