spit or swallow

To spit or swallow after oral sex is actually a false choice, since these are not the only two options. In fact most girls (gay men as well) choose to swallow, or do not allow the man to come in their mouth at all. Very few intentionally take a load in the mouth only to spit it back out.

Man: So, spit or swallow, baby?

Woman: Umm... maybe you could come on my boobs instead?

Man: Oh. Uhh... yeah! That'd be awesome!

by GAWII May 25, 2008

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swallow a fart

The act of holding back a fart in a situation where letting go is not possible.

I was talking to my boss this morning and had to swallow a fart.

by Holdin1now February 10, 2017

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Swallow Sapphire

"Swallow Sapphire" is the fan nickname for the Danny/Paulina coupling in the popular TV show Danny Phantom.

Though not many people know it, but there are many who support this pair. But it's more commonly known to be a side pairing, unlike it's more popular rivals Danny/Sam Amethyst Ocean, and Danny/Valerie Gray Ghost.

Each shipper to their pairing
Each pairing to their show
May there be many fanfics
So all the world will know
You love your ship very much
and hope for it to grow.

Swallow Sapphire seen in:

Parental Bonding-- one-sided
Lucky in Love-- very slight
Doctors' Disorders-- Slight one-sided
Beauty Marked-- slight with only self interests in mind
Reality Trip-- minor

by Shipper Anon. August 05, 2006

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Shell Swallow

Where a man stretches his foreskin around the head of another penis. The foreskin of the receiving end may or may not have foreskin. When absolutely sure that both parties have foreskin. It would be considered a sweater party.

My penis is so cold due to not having foreskin. Could you shell swallow me for warmth so that I may survive?

by Shell Swallower November 18, 2012

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