Suspicious Package

An abnormality of the male genitalia.

Suspicious Package? Forget the bomb squad—call a urologist!

by Ichabod Ezechiel October 30, 2010

suspicious arm

When an arm is under the blanket, when it would quite obviously be more comfortable above it, implying inappropriate touching of ones own body, or masturbation

Garfield, that's quite a "suspicious arm" you've got there, are you excessively masturbating to iCarly porn again?

by Somaliblox December 29, 2019