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Suprise abortion

To falcon punch a pregnant woman in the stomach in order to abort the baby inside of her.
Wife: I want an abortion
Man: SUPRISE ABORTION! *falcon punch*
by Dobiecki September 24, 2012
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suprise runner

When a girl is fucked unexpectedly in the ass or pussy by a guy that has a running start. This is usually a very painful but pleasurable activity.
After giving his girlfriend got out of bed, Tom gave her a suprise runner while she was bending over finding a thong.
by 70nnubydargmoswen March 13, 2005
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suprise turd

The unexpected peaker which results in utter panic and stress. Can also be referred to as the turtle head or peaker. It can make one feel uncomfortable in their surroundings. The last thing you want on a bus journey home.

"Dude I've got a suprised turd what do I do?!"

" run for your life and squeeze really tight!"
by Kick your ass February 19, 2014
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Suprise Public Fucking

The process of entering a public or privat bathroom, kicking down the door, and lunging at the person there. Once you get to them, you can preform oral sex on any lower oraface, despite the fact of whatever they're doing on the toilet. Sounds disgusting, has never been atemped before, and only will be by the worst of humanity.
Milly: Mom, why were you screaming?
Jill: Oh, your father gave me a Suprise Public Fucking.
Milly: What?
Jill: When I was in the bathroom, when your father kicked down the door, and started eating me out, even though I'm on my period.
Milly:LOL
by Tiberius Declemont December 28, 2018
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Suprise feature

When a programmer is fucking done with bug fixing. So they start calling bugs "suprise features" instad of fixing them. Usually game bugs, for example the bug in skyrim that makes you walk through walls counts as a suprise feature.
A: "Hey i found this bug that makes you walk though walls."
B. "It's not a bug. It's a suprise feature!"
by DopeNopeRopePope March 16, 2020
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Suprise poops

While having diarrhea, your peeing from your ass when a suprise solid bursts from your asshole in a painful manor.
Yo I had the shits really bad when I was hit by the suprise poops
by Arrogantman April 20, 2021
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Suprise shot

When a human ejaculates on another human who was not expecting it
Marissa: "you'll never believe it! I was giving Daniel head when all of a sudden there was a Suprise Shot! I was so peeved."
by Polkadot-platapus January 30, 2022
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